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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:51 pm
by Big Daddy
Fuck a popsickle, stab him with a bunch of dirty needles found on the streets of NY (not trying to make NY look bad). That way whatever sickness he gets will be a surprise to him, that way he would have great material to post a new topic instead of digging up dead ones.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:01 pm
by Sovetskeey
Buy him a hooker with gonorrhea.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:47 pm
by nowhere
Sovetskeey wrote:Buy him a hooker with gonorrhea.
and AIDs. not forgetting crabs.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:15 pm
by slurpee mofo
Hahaha, imagine some guy trying to transport a pound of cocaine through a major airline and trying to figure out how to get it passed drug sniffing dogs. Some guy goes "No worries, just put it in a big glass jar!" the guy with the coke is just like "I can't believe no one's ever thought of that!"
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:16 pm
by nowhere
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:01 am
by cutthecashflow
If your driving down the road and your paranoid about drug dogs sniffing your ride. Sprinkle cayan pepper all over your floorboards the dog will come in and sniff your floor, the cayan peppers will get in the dogs nostrils fucking the dog up for good.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:02 pm
by weedguru tom
i saw this show and some geez was tryin` to smuggle a few Lbs of coke, well he only sliced his legs open and inserted bags of coke, they saw him walkin thru the checkpoint all wobbly and unable to walk cuz he over stuffed his legs and sowed them back up, i mean what a dumb piece of shit. as i said above he got busted haha.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:05 pm
by pirate
we used to get hash back from the hills stuffed in the spare tire of the car..but then we didnt have to contend with dogs..only nosey cops and narcs...
what about putting it in a plastic (empty) shampoo bottle? that should work cos the smell will be sealed in....no?
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:10 pm
by weedguru tom
a dog would still smell it, police dogs can smell bud from like 5 football fields away no?
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:16 pm
by pirate
hmmm..not too sure..never had to transport weed..only hash (which doesnt smell as much as weed does..plus we pack it in layers of clingfilm, newspaper and old clothes....
how about a packet of oregano..it looks just like the bud and if the packet is sealed i doubt any smell's gonna leak
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:17 pm
by weedguru tom
best one is dog shit, yes dog shit :/
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:19 pm
by pirate
weedguru tom wrote:best one is dog shit, yes dog shit :/
AHAHAHAHHAHA.....they definitely gonna want to smell THAT!!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:23 pm
by weedguru tom
its blocks the smell, by covering it up.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:32 pm
by tweedle
coffee
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:51 pm
by BUDA
weedguru tom wrote:a dog would still smell it, police dogs can smell bud from like 5 football fields away no?
Someone told me him and his mate had like 3 ounces of on them in a sealed bag in a tin. they were sitting there mashed in the middle of the town center, and a police man and dog came up to them the dog was sniffing around but it didnt smell the weed and they just left. This story sounds like bullshit ahh well could be..