how to beat drug sniffing dogs

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:51 pm

Fuck a popsickle, stab him with a bunch of dirty needles found on the streets of NY (not trying to make NY look bad). That way whatever sickness he gets will be a surprise to him, that way he would have great material to post a new topic instead of digging up dead ones.

Sovetskeey · Post by **Sovetskeey** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:01 pm

Buy him a hooker with gonorrhea.

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:47 pm

Sovetskeey wrote:Buy him a hooker with gonorrhea.

and AIDs. not forgetting crabs.

slurpee mofo · Post by **slurpee mofo** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:15 pm

Hahaha, imagine some guy trying to transport a pound of cocaine through a major airline and trying to figure out how to get it passed drug sniffing dogs. Some guy goes "No worries, just put it in a big glass jar!" the guy with the coke is just like "I can't believe no one's ever thought of that!"

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:16 pm

slurpee mofo wrote:Hahaha, imagine some guy trying to transport a pound of cocaine through a major airline and trying to figure out how to get it passed drug sniffing dogs. Some guy goes "No worries, just put it in a big glass jar!" the guy with the coke is just like "I can't believe no one's ever thought of that!"

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:01 am

If your driving down the road and your paranoid about drug dogs sniffing your ride. Sprinkle cayan pepper all over your floorboards the dog will come in and sniff your floor, the cayan peppers will get in the dogs nostrils fucking the dog up for good.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:02 pm

i saw this show and some geez was tryin` to smuggle a few Lbs of coke, well he only sliced his legs open and inserted bags of coke, they saw him walkin thru the checkpoint all wobbly and unable to walk cuz he over stuffed his legs and sowed them back up, i mean what a dumb piece of shit. as i said above he got busted haha.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:05 pm

we used to get hash back from the hills stuffed in the spare tire of the car..but then we didnt have to contend with dogs..only nosey cops and narcs...

what about putting it in a plastic (empty) shampoo bottle? that should work cos the smell will be sealed in....no?

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:10 pm

a dog would still smell it, police dogs can smell bud from like 5 football fields away no?

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:16 pm

hmmm..not too sure..never had to transport weed..only hash (which doesnt smell as much as weed does..plus we pack it in layers of clingfilm, newspaper and old clothes....

how about a packet of oregano..it looks just like the bud and if the packet is sealed i doubt any smell's gonna leak

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:17 pm

best one is dog shit, yes dog shit :/

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:19 pm

weedguru tom wrote:best one is dog shit, yes dog shit :/

AHAHAHAHHAHA.....they definitely gonna want to smell THAT!!!!

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:23 pm

its blocks the smell, by covering it up.

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:32 pm

coffee

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:51 pm

weedguru tom wrote:a dog would still smell it, police dogs can smell bud from like 5 football fields away no?

Someone told me him and his mate had like 3 ounces of on them in a sealed bag in a tin. they were sitting there mashed in the middle of the town center, and a police man and dog came up to them the dog was sniffing around but it didnt smell the weed and they just left. This story sounds like bullshit ahh well could be..

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