Page 3 of 3
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:24 pm
by Midnight Toker
If you want to get into Dana's pants you have to fit a long list of criteria:
Must be extremely hot
Check
Must have the 5'oclock shadow
Sorry, i'm always clean shaven
Must have a really sexy body
Too skinny 
Must be intelligent
Check
Must not live with parents
gimme 6 months and thats ok
Must be 25-30
Must look like a lumberjack but preferrable not be one
Must be into girls with tatoos and piercings
Check
Must be able to strike up a conversation even if all Dana can say after she's found you is "uhuhuh....huh..... hi"
Check
Is that close enough?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:50 am
by auto
Must be extremely hot
Check
Must have the 5'oclock shadow
Almost Always
Must have a really sexy body
I'm working on it?
Must be intelligent
Check
Must not live with parents
Fuck 
Must be 25-30
Fuck
Must look like a lumberjack but preferrable not be one
I can def work that in
Must be into girls with tatoos and piercings
Check
Must be able to strike up a conversation even if all Dana can say after she's found you is "uhuhuh....huh..... hi"
Check
I'm closer than MT, i think...
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:47 am
by clashcityrocker
If I go cutting down trees and take pictures would she consider sleeping w/ me?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:53 am
by mac dre
hey this aint a fuckin online dating forum here fella's call up blind date.
the conversation was about Titties before.
well hello there
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:21 pm
by Midnight Toker
mac dre wrote:hey this aint a fuckin online dating forum here fella's call up blind date.
the conversation was about Titties before.
well hello there
What and awesome way to bring this thread back on topic
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:30 pm
by FIRE!!!
Mac dre, that's why you're cool..whenever people get off topic, you whip out the upside down titty shot
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:51 pm
by Gorecore
Time has passed and I decided that even tho they were pretty nice titties, I feel her and I are just going to remain friends. I wasn't calling or writing her at all, and just becoming more and more withdrawn from her.
Actually, her kids are what scared me a little. The two of the 3 kids I met...one was a psycho whiney priss and the other was a chainsmoking, rather large, and heavily pierced 18 year old chick.
Now I know I shouldn't be shallow, but one thing about this woman really turned me off. I know I'm not the picture of perfect health and I could stand to shed about 50 lbs or more. However, her and I were out doing a few things and she had shorts on...and the fat around her thighs hung down over her kneecaps.
I'm not even joking or exaggerating. It made me cringe to think about having either one of my heads venturing in between those meaty thighs.
Oooo...*urp*
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:04 am
by tweedle
Bahaha
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:45 am
by clashcityrocker
Ew, stay away from that. I'm more than sure you can do better.