Favourite Pick Up Lines

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Midnight Toker
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MOT wrote:My best chat up line is that its my birthday, mi bird has finished with me and its possibly the worst night ever. They give all the 'aaaahhhh' then you chat for a little, get em drunk and bed em!
Haha, emotional blackmail, the classy approach :lol:
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''I spent alot of money on booze, birds
and fast cars. The rest i just squandered.'' - George Best
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CelticOne wrote:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
That is hilarious!
I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home now.
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"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

"Wanna go halves on a bastard???"
the evening is white, i made my peace with the lord and now i stand at his right.
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on his right wrote:"Wanna go halves on a bastard???"
HAAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh out loud :lol: :lol: :lol:
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