Worst Songs EVER!!!!!

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:54 am

Anything by Hot Hot Heat makes me cry inside..

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:20 am

omg does anyone remember a metal song about the three little pigs. jesus what was the name of that group? for some reason green jelly comes to mind or something along those lines. shit now i gotta google.

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:02 pm

blizzunt wrote:Who let the dogs out-Baha Men...this song still gets played at sports venues all the time...pisses me off

ooh good one

Remember that beer commercial, I think it was bud, but all the guys are on their phones screaming "WAAZAAAAP"? Well they made it into a song that had the beat of Can't Touch This, terrible terrible. Annoying.

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:12 pm

Crazy Fucking Frog, not worse than Eric Prydz but damn close!

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:59 pm

Big Daddy wrote:omg does anyone remember a metal song about the three little pigs. jesus what was the name of that group? for some reason green jelly comes to mind or something along those lines. shit now i gotta google.

yeah, that was fucking sick, post if you find it

Weedguru_Dusk · Post by **Weedguru_Dusk** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:18 am

Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice
Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Color Me Badd

Marionette · Post by **Marionette** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:12 pm

dusk1022 wrote:Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice...
Barbie Girl - Aqua

those are good songs!

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:12 pm

Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:58 pm

dusk1022 wrote:Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart

I learned how to play that on a keyboard.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:13 am

My humps, my humps my humps my humps!

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:05 pm

weedguru caro wrote:My humps, my humps my humps my humps!

i like that song

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:28 pm

Crazy fucking frog.

ErinElizabeth · Post by **ErinElizabeth** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:24 pm

Big Daddy wrote:omg does anyone remember a metal song about the three little pigs. jesus what was the name of that group? for some reason green jelly comes to mind or something along those lines. shit now i gotta google.

Think I found it for you; Green Jelly's the group, by the way. Here you go:

Why don't you
Sit right back
And I
I may tell you
A tale
A tale of 3
Little pigs
And a big
Bad
Wolf
1 (x2)
1, 2
Well, the first little piggy
Well, he was kinda hick, he spent most of his days just day-dreamin' of
the city
And then one day
He bought a guitar
He moved to Hollywood to become a star
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
Built his house outta straw, what a pity
Then one day
Jammin' on some chords
Along came the wolf
Knockin' on his door
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
Well, the second little piggy
Well, he was kinda stokin', spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'
Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach
Gettin' paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
Well, the third little piggy
A grade A student, his daddy was a rock star
Named Pig Nugent
Earned his Master's Degree
From Harvard College
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion
Hollywood Hills
Daddy's rock stardom
Paid for the bills
Then one day came the old house masher
The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
Well, the big bad wolf
Well, he huffed
And he puffed
All that he could
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
"It's made out of concrete"
The little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned
As he pouted so they called 9 11
Like any piggy would
They sent out Rambo
Just as fast
As they could
Yo
Wolf face
I'm your worst nightmare
Your ass is mine
1 (x2)
1, 2
Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
And that's the end of story
For you and me
But still give a listen
You just may
Hear the big wolf and little piggies say
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x3) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x3)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in (x4)
And the moral of the story is
That bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet
show

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:48 pm

^^^Yes, i think we have offically found the worst song ever

MOT · Post by **MOT** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:03 pm

Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon And Garfunkel

Fuckin hate this bull shit piece of music.

www.weedguru.com

Worst Songs EVER!!!!!

Who is online