The dumb questions u want answered game

[Welshie_Jay]

Well sed weedguru tom, smurfs are asexual or sumfin like tht n they dnt have dicks lol, how guttin 4 then n how lucky 4 smurfette lol!!! Just imagine how bad it wud b 4 her if they had nobs, a bunch of horny little blue ppl surroundin her, well scary!!!

But neway, tht film well mashed my head wen i watched it sober, but then i gt baked n watched it wiv me m8s, takin regular joint breaks in which we wud discuss in depth the shit tht was goin on. Amazin!!! The amount of rational theories u cn come up wiv is surprsing. U shud try it Boyos!!! anyway, gt me wake n bake w8in, Im comin honey

[Shwoot]

hmmmmm, smurfs penis' are blue.

you never seen donnie darko? man smurfs dont have cocks.

Donnie Darko was very good, alot of interesting time travel theory.

"Why are you wearing that supid man suit?"

[Big Daddy]

hmmmmm, smurfs penis' are blue.

you never seen donnie darko? man smurfs dont have cocks.

hmm, guess i need to put that one on the "to watch" list.

[pirate]

Well sed weedguru tom, smurfs are asexual or sumfin like tht n they dnt have dicks lol, how guttin 4 then n how lucky 4 smurfette lol!!! Just imagine how bad it wud b 4 her if they had nobs, a bunch of horny little blue ppl surroundin her, well scary!!!

But neway, tht film well mashed my head wen i watched it sober, but then i gt baked n watched it wiv me m8s, takin regular joint breaks in which we wud discuss in depth the shit tht was goin on. Amazin!!! The amount of rational theories u cn come up wiv is surprsing. U shud try it Boyos!!! anyway, gt me wake n bake w8in, Im comin honey

what'd he say?

[weedguru tom]

lol seriously? i understand him 100%

[FIRE!!!]

Sometimes poop floats, sometimes it sinks.

Why?

Depends on if your poop is made of stone or inflatable rubber

[mac dre]

wuts boyos mean?

[Shwoot]

wuts boyos mean?

[Big Daddy]

OMFG---500 seeds to you for that fucking swell picture. maybe its the illegal substance in me that madee it funnier but damnit that gave me a damn good chuckle.

[Sammy]

I chuckled too. To the funniest quotes thread you shall be immortalized directly. I'm glad you are back, Shwoot. 56.

BY THE WAY< THIS IS ME CARO

[Hugo113]

So he's a question I was pondering today, I was making myself a coke float and when I pour the coke on the ice cream it foams up like crazy and stays that way. Anyone know why it does that, just seemed kinda weird.

[auto]

So he's a question I was pondering today, I was making myself a coke float and when I pour the coke on the ice cream it foams up like crazy and stays that way. Anyone know why it does that, just seemed kinda weird.

Logical answer: bonds between the ice cream and the acid in the coke chemically react forming a release of O2 gas(fizz).... and since ice cream has a lower density than the coke.... it floats at the top.

Goofy answer: Coke hates being on top.... it'll fight to the death with the icecream... ESPECIALLY cookie dough icecream. It'll be like, "yo i want the bottom, bitch" and then they fight.... and thats the fizz.... and uhh the coke's got a mac 10 so it usually wins..... but ice cream takes its vengence..... cuz i'm lactose intolerant

[Shwoot]

So he's a question I was pondering today, I was making myself a coke float and when I pour the coke on the ice cream it foams up like crazy and stays that way. Anyone know why it does that, just seemed kinda weird.

Logical answer: bonds between the ice cream and the acid in the coke chemically react forming a release of O2 gas(fizz).... and since ice cream has a lower density than the coke.... it floats at the top.

Goofy answer: Coke hates being on top.... it'll fight to the death with the icecream... ESPECIALLY cookie dough icecream. It'll be like, "yo i want the bottom, bitch" and then they fight.... and thats the fizz.... and uhh the coke's got a mac 10 so it usually wins..... but ice cream takes its vengence..... cuz i'm lactose intolerant

Man, it's the sugar. Truy it, put some spoonfull of sugar in your coke or any other carbonated beverage and it will foam up. It's some kind of reaction between carbonate and sugar.

[Midnight Toker]

Why do girls like pink and boys like blue?

Because they are taught this from their parents. It's a stereotype thing. Parents put pink on girls blue on boys and girls play with dolls and boys play with trucks.

Not entirely true. It's been proven that men like objects and women like people. A male child will respond to a mobile or a new toy, whereas a girl needs much more personal attention. This explains why boys have all the best toys and why so many men are obsessed with gadgets and girls like dolls that can be their own little friend/baby, and why men tend to have a greater interest in cars.

There are alot of misconceptions that the many differences between men and women are down to stereotyping and conditioning, but the truth is there are fundamental differences between the two that have developed through thousands of years of evolution.

That's why so many proffessions are consdidered mens only or women's only, because one or the other has a biological advantage over the other.

It's also why the traditional roles of men and women have been that the man goes out to work and the woman stays home with the kids.

For example, even our sight is different. A man has a better ability to focus directly on one thing and is capable of tunnel vision, which is because the used to have to track animals in order to feed his family (this is also why we have better spatial awareness and are capable of reading a map). A woman has much better peripheral vision, as traditionally she would need to protect the children from attackers and needed to see people or things creeping up on them. Woman also have much better communications skills and are more nurturing, which was again designed for child rearing.

But due to society changing (and bloody Margeret Thatcher) these differences are now either irrelevant or simply over looked.

[Weedguru Higher]

So he's a question I was pondering today, I was making myself a coke float and when I pour the coke on the ice cream it foams up like crazy and stays that way. Anyone know why it does that, just seemed kinda weird.

Logical answer: bonds between the ice cream and the acid in the coke chemically react forming a release of O2 gas(fizz).... and since ice cream has a lower density than the coke.... it floats at the top.

Goofy answer: Coke hates being on top.... it'll fight to the death with the icecream... ESPECIALLY cookie dough icecream. It'll be like, "yo i want the bottom, bitch" and then they fight.... and thats the fizz.... and uhh the coke's got a mac 10 so it usually wins..... but ice cream takes its vengence..... cuz i'm lactose intolerant

Man, it's the sugar. Truy it, put some spoonfull of sugar in your coke or any other carbonated beverage and it will foam up. It's some kind of reaction between carbonate and sugar.

Yeah it is the sugar.

Sometimes here in the halfway house we do shit to each others food. Like I was going around putting salt in peoples coke cans. Then I decided to do sugar in the coke...I totally gave myself away cause everyone turned their heads when the soda foamed up and overflowed the can all over the place.