Unwritten Stoner Law

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:39 pm

thanks alot Doc, now i got to play NBA Jam.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:15 pm

ElderFlower wrote: lighters are allowed to be stolen, if owner remembers he had one and asks who's got it, he gets his lighter back

Exactly how it goes here, unless it's a good mate, then ill be nice and send it his way.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:18 pm

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:
ElderFlower wrote: lighters are allowed to be stolen, if owner remembers he had one and asks who's got it, he gets his lighter back
Exactly how it goes here, unless it's a good mate, then ill be nice and send it his way.

yeh, I pass 'em back their way instantly

but it's fun when u've got people who you dont smoke alot with around, and if you forgot/lost your lighter :p

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:30 am

As many lighters as i have, if i ever have more than one then i just sit the rest on the table. first come first serve type of thing. seriously just sitting here and my desk i can count 7 lighters. damn how is it that i still rarely have a lighter when i need it the most?

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:31 am

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:
ElderFlower wrote: lighters are allowed to be stolen, if owner remembers he had one and asks who's got it, he gets his lighter back
Exactly how it goes here, unless it's a good mate, then ill be nice and send it his way.

same here to, but it means nobody wants to buy lighters.

TuRkiSh ToKeR · Post by **TuRkiSh ToKeR** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:01 am

"24.Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying."

I think this is one of the top rules,and not at all in any way silly. I allways thank the person who smokes me out. Its very respectful and if people dont thankyou than you should eat their brains.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:14 am

il give you one that i fuckin` hate. you skin up a fat joint, and say to your friend/we you want some on this joint with me?, you both go out i spark it, pass, they will hoof about half of it quickly and then fuck off back into the house, leaving you sat there with a canoo'ed to fuck joint like ok'ay, USED

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:41 pm

weedguru tom wrote:il give you one that i fuckin` hate. you skin up a fat joint, and say to your friend/we you want some on this joint with me?, you both go out i spark it, pass, they will hoof about half of it quickly and then fuck off back into the house, leaving you sat there with a canoo'ed to fuck joint like ok'ay, USED

lol, never had that happen to me :/ When i smoke with people we talk about shit, and when it's done we go back inside, or just keep talking

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:56 pm

A_Fire_Inside wrote:
If we have a visitor to the group, then the visitor never has to pay for weed, it's up to us to show them a good time.

If someone smokes all their weed, everyone else smokes the rest of theirs that same night. Or at least gives a joint to the one without for morning.

I wanna smoke with you guys

canadianbud · Post by **canadianbud** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:42 pm

ElderFlower wrote:
Midnight this is all a lie wrote:
ElderFlower wrote: lighters are allowed to be stolen, if owner remembers he had one and asks who's got it, he gets his lighter back
Exactly how it goes here, unless it's a good mate, then ill be nice and send it his way.
yeh, I pass 'em back their way instantly but it's fun when u've got people who you dont smoke alot with around, and if you forgot/lost your lighter :p

we do this as sort of a game. like once people are really high you can try to stealthily grab their lighter and pocket it. its not like having lots of lighters is a problem, me n my frends buy em in packs of 20. its just funny cos sometimes when someones really high and they just light a bowl and their holding the lighter in their other hand you just take it out of their hand and then like 10 minutes later they're just like "guy...where's my lighter?" usually starts some good laughs.

Galactibonga · Post by **Galactibonga** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:21 am

canadianbud wrote:
ElderFlower wrote:
Midnight this is all a lie wrote:
ElderFlower wrote: lighters are allowed to be stolen, if owner remembers he had one and asks who's got it, he gets his lighter back
Exactly how it goes here, unless it's a good mate, then ill be nice and send it his way.
yeh, I pass 'em back their way instantly but it's fun when u've got people who you dont smoke alot with around, and if you forgot/lost your lighter :p
we do this as sort of a game. like once people are really high you can try to stealthily grab their lighter and pocket it. its not like having lots of lighters is a problem, me n my frends buy em in packs of 20. its just funny cos sometimes when someones really high and they just light a bowl and their holding the lighter in their other hand you just take it out of their hand and then like 10 minutes later they're just like "guy...where's my lighter?" usually starts some good laughs.

thats pretty funny, i might have to start that up with my boys

i smoked with a kid last night who made a point of saying make sure nobody jacks my lighter right before we blazed. im smokin with his lighter right now

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:36 am

purple monkey wrote: some solid fuck-you-in-the-ass stoning...

yeah... sorry, haven't really heard of that before

pakalolo chik wrote: 3)And come ON dont say you didnt get a good hit then blow out more smoke than the fucking room can hold....and then be all "no really it WAS shitty hit,"because quite obviously it was asshole.

FUCK I HATE THAT!!!!

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Don't take big, long, joint ruining tokes.

bah!!! I knooow! my best friend does that. I take small tokes n really enjoy my joints nice n slowly. She sucks on it like there's no tommorow.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:31 am

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:
purple monkey wrote: some solid fuck-you-in-the-ass stoning...
yeah... sorry, haven't really heard of that before

try booming 3 fully packed chillums one after the other and you'll know what i mean

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:53 pm

weedguru tom wrote:il give you one that i fuckin` hate. you skin up a fat joint, and say to your friend/we you want some on this joint with me?, you both go out i spark it, pass, they will hoof about half of it quickly and then fuck off back into the house, leaving you sat there with a canoo'ed to fuck joint like ok'ay, USED

Thats what my little brother does

leaves me standing there outside frezin me Candy ass off while he's fucked off in side stoned as a Mother Fucker. At least have the kindness to wait for your fellow this is all a lie and don't just fuck off ahh i hate that shit..

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:09 pm

ooh ooh i hate it when you go out to share a joint with someone and they pass it off to someone who was not in the original rotation when its my turn. fuckers

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