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Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:05 pm**

But all people hate your guts.

I can shapeshift into anyone or anything I want.

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:09 pm**

unfortunately u can only shapeshift once a year

I can kill people by snapping my fingers, i have all my fingers, yes

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:13 pm**

But you have no hands and have to keep your fingers in your pocket.

I can run faster than anything known to man

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:16 pm**

but your feet melt when u reach 50 miles per hour

i can breathe underwater with no aid of oxigen masks or anything!

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:21 pm**

But you cant swim and just sit at the bottom of the sea

I can kill you by winking

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:24 pm**

u dont have any eyelids so u cant wink and ur eyes dry out so u go blind aswell

i can turn ppl inside out by farting near them

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:27 pm**

But you have no arse so you cant fart

I can turn in a giant

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:27 pm**

But you always run into power lines.

I can pee 100 feet far.

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:34 pm**

but your aim sux so u pee on ur trousers

I can draw blood out of ppl's bodies just by clicking my tongue

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:36 pm**

but you were born without a tounge

i can fly around on a giant spoon

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:42 pm**

But no spoons big enough for your fat arse

i have the power to kill a yak, from 500 yards away with mind bullets.

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:51 pm**

But you can't cock your mind.

I can pierce people by touching them.

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:27 pm**

But Kevlar vests are on sale this week.

I can stop bullets with my teeth.

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:07 pm**

but you can't stop a sledge hammer *crack*

i can hold a hit for 24 hours sooo im constantly stoned : )

Posted: **Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:10 pm**

But you die after 5 minutes because of lack of oxygen.

I can control the 4 elements.

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