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Whatsup yall, don't know if anyone has notice but I aint been postin lately. Just got back from Orlando, it was kickass. Tons of smokin and drinkin and gettin yelled at by hotel managers. I wouldn't have changed a thing. Sittin back enjoyin my stonage..its great to be back at WG.

Man i had a fucking blast last night. Went over to my friends house. Smoked alot, drank alot, took some pills and for the first (and last) time i did coke. I had been there for a few hours and kinda getting to that point where i was about ready to crash and my friend told me to follow him and i did and one thing led to another and i tried it. Sure as hell woke me up. HAHAHAHAH i was like walking around sitting next to people and just talking to them n shit. Only bad thing is that i seem to have lost my wallet with about $110 in it. It has to be at my friends place because i have torn apart my room looking for it. PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE be at his house. PLEASE.

You know we never did hook that shit up in Orlando..and I was gettin stoned and hammered every day.

Man since I've been smoking here I've been reeeeal paranoid. And now, the oftener I smoke well the more paranoid I get...and so on. I've be doing it rather often lately. Ha I am high right now! This is all fun and all but with the frequency I am bound to get caught. I'll make a mental note to remember to not smoke up so much. Did that make sense ? As I read it I'm not so sure anymore? Or am I just paranoid?

CelticOne wrote:You know we never did hook that shit up in Orlando..and I was gettin stoned and hammered every day.

couldnt get off of work. Soooooooo never even went there.

Weedguru Higher wrote:Man since I've been smoking here I've been reeeeal paranoid. And now, the oftener I smoke well the more paranoid I get...and so on. I've be doing it rather often lately. Ha I am high right now! This is all fun and all but with the frequency I am bound to get caught. I'll make a mental note to remember to not smoke up so much. Did that make sense ? As I read it I'm not so sure anymore? Or am I just paranoid?

Paranoia sucks eh? I tried smoking a bit more than a week ago and it made me so freakin paranoid, I couldn't handle it. At first I thought there was some big inside joke about me that I didn't know about me and everyone was like laughing on the inside. Then I got pasties so we were passing a water bottle and I started to get all freaked out about germs and cleanliness, the list goes on.

you guys are fucked. i wouldnt wanan get high if i was you...

Me neither, that's one of the many reasons that I don't do it anymore

Man now I've got this damn rash thingy that has broken out all over myentire body. Nobody freaking knows what I have. One doc said Athletes foot, the other said poison ivy and the other has no clue. The upside is that I have a very good cortisone cream and some strong anti-histamine pills. These things make you reallllly drowsy. I have to crash somewhere like in the middle of the day for atleast a half hour of ZZZZZ's. THink I'll go into a coma if I take anymore.

I got a FAT eighth today. I dont know if it ways a eighth or more or what. But shits fat. Got it off my 'guy' for $20. Plus i owed him some money, he owed me some, We evened the debt out and i ended up paying $6 for the sack. Fucking nice shit. $150 a ounce. I'll take a picture tommrow.

Drinking a 40 of the rare awesome "Wildcat". Been over a month since i grabbed one. Stores outta 211 so i got some cat. Everytime i take a break and then try a cat again im blowed back. Shits great taste.

damn i havent been on WG for a hella longass time damn. my fuckin computer screen busted and iu have yet to get it fixed. SHIT!!!! it sucks because my s8ummer has been terrible. my comps been busted since my friend left for turkey and thats the only way to get ahold of him.all mymother friends are gone. my best friend moved away and my other friend is grounded. i couldnt go to kauai this summer cuz i got FUCKIN SUMMERSCHOOL!!! oh wellz. damn this is SOOOO bad. w/e. haha at least im gunna be havin fun later on today!!!!!

I went hiking in the mountains today. Cept for the 90 degree temperatures it was great. We blazed on the way up, then tripped out on a picnic table, looking up at the sky. Cloud watching is pretty cool. And there was the occasional falcon who would fly into view

My bro told me this story today. He worked with this guy "Russ" who lives on the outskirts of Detroit, Still in the hood. Very black town.

Well he stays in a small garage as a house with one other person.

This other dude is fucking crazy. I mean fucking crazy as hell. Im sure dudes smoked tons of rocks, Shot up herion, Speed all that shit. Hes fuckign wacko, But good entertainment.

Well my bro was siding they're 'house' today. The crazy dude was chasing around bee's spraying them with bee repelent, Then they chase him, And he'd start screaming profanitys and running like a bitch. This went on for about 2 hours. One time one bee was like shaking around dieing from the reppeltn and he screams "FUCK YOU, YOUR FUCKING DEAD, ILL STOMP YOU" and started stomping it and shit.

Crazy...




Anyways, My bro bought a eight off his guy, $25 a eighth which is pricey in my hood.

But shits good.

Its nice to have a change, But shit dont even look great. Dark dark green, But very very hairy with a slight tint of purple. One joint got three heavy smokers stoned.

An ol homie of mine dropped by about a hour ago. I grabbed a swisher and my bag's and headed for the door. He goes "Hey bro, Aient seen you in a good 5 years. You still smoke weed?", Of course i said yeah. He asks "You need some". Im like naa bro i got plenty, Whatchu go. He says i got some "dro". We go out back, Shows me his shit. Gots 4 grams seperatley, Fucking trying to push them $20.

I told him bro, Nobodys gonna pay up that unless you head to the 'burbs. I busted out my shit. And he was like "fuck". Lol, I got a lil over a half oz right now.

Suprised to see him with the sweet herb, I remeber awhile back he wouldnt touch it.

One of my friends crashed his motorcycle today. Fucking lucky to be alive. He hit sand in a curb going at a high speed. He has road rash over 50% of his body, has a broken collarbone, broken finger and dislocated knee. Was uncooncious at the scene but is ok now no head injuries other than being knocked out. Last year he crashed and ruined his bike doing a wheelie. Was luckier that time though. Says he ain't getting a new bike this time.