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But you get throat cancer

I've got the Midas Touch.

But you have Hairy Palms


I can Read Your Minds

But you can't think for yourslef.

I can create millions of dollars and spend them wherever I want.

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:So it's become painfully clear you'll never be able to give it to them.

Meow!!! I was expecting ''but you cant give it to them,'' but that one hurt

hehe *hug*

edit... LMAO @ that down there Stan..

HEAVYhitter wrote:But you can't think for yourslef.

I can create millions of dollars and spend them wherever I want.

But you always Get Ripped off


I can Bring jus.me.n.my.pipes Signature to life

But Ani and her lover close the door on you.

I can fly!

But can never land safely



i can talk to jim morrison

but he doesnt listen to you

i can make it always winter but never christmas (like the white witch, on the lion the witch and the wardrobe)...

But everything freezes over and you die of famine.

I can breathe above and under water.

i still dont get this thread ;/

but the second you smoke a joint, you get terminal leukemia


i can control the US government

I quit :X

Purple Monkey wrote:but the second you smoke a joint, you get terminal leukemia


i can control the US government

But the Queen of England re-initiates the USA back into the British Commonwealth under British Government Control.

I can kill everyone on the planet but me and my girlfriend with no adverse side effects

but then you have to do EVERYTHING yourself...and the ensuing tension and solitude drives u mad and you kill yourself


i am immune to hypnosis

But you dont have a brain


I can give up weed when ever i want