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I felt the need to express my laughter in a simple post, and i just wanted to add one more to the count

mac dre wrote:skip all that xlax stuff, go right to the punchline and Crap in her underwear drawer.

Lol ha, yea i fuckn wish i could do that. Drop of visine in her drink? hmm, i duno dont think that will work, but laxadive, THANKYOU! cant believe i dident think of that.

Bout to eat these percs and listen to my ipod... night

o=h my freakin god

i'm stikl stoned, thjkank god i'm not drukn anymore.. its 2 in the afternoon here, got home 3 hours ago... and my whole familier is coming coming to my parents house for newyear, have too sgo see them, way toro rired tho. gonna sleep

God this is so annoying. I've told my parents I dont smoke cigarettes (truth) and i've told my mum I dont smoke weed/do any drugs (lie) but every time im "caught" smoking weed, my mum thinks its cigarettes and has a big fucking go at me.

So now im just thinking fuck it, it's much better for her to "know" i smoke cigarettes rather than think I smoke weed. Its fucked up but I dont give a shit. I'll let her think what she wants, and ill get away with blazing.

I mean shes seen me smoking, a couple of times in the house and she still thinks its cigs. At least now i dont have to worry about being subtle when going for a jay.

Just tell her you smoke weed. It makes things so much better

No, she really wouldn't understand and would probably kick me out the hosue. My dad is the complete opposite though, he would probably let me smoke weed in his home offic ewith him if i asked him. But my mum would lose it, she is totally against smoking and any illegal drug of any sort. I cant wait till I can move out and get my own place.

Milk, milk, lemonade..........around the corner fudge is made

mm fudge





rippppped

I haven't Blazed properly since before i had a bad pill on NewYears.. Now i don't feel like i even wanna smoke I think my hole head is completely fucked Im pretty worried..

just lay of the pills and stick to the bud if nethig at all mate. you got good ehad so sure it will be fine

animal

BUDA wrote:I haven't Blazed properly since before i had a bad pill on NewYears.. Now i don't feel like i even wanna smoke I think my hole head is completely fucked Im pretty worried..

e fucked up my new year aswel mate.

Im gonna leave the Es alone for a while now.. I smoked a joint a few hours ago and it seems to have put my worries at rest..

ill be happy to hear you both consuming less of that shit to be honest...

each to their own, but i only ever preach the way of the weed...

stay cool boys
animal

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