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Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:17 am**

The vaccuum cleaner is not hardcore enough....
Lawnmower girl.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:21 am**

oh damn..just got an image of that...

*wipes sweat from brows and salivates*

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:09 pm**

damn caro

but all animals run away from you

I can make toiletpaper go BOOM

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:21 pm**

bUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET SOME STUCK UP YOUR ASS AND YOU EXPLODE!

I can make any woman orgasm several times with just a touch from my middle toe!

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:23 pm**

But your dick gives them no pleasure whatsoever.

I can bring people back from the dead.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:26 pm**

Herbal $tu wrote:bUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET SOME STUCK UP YOUR ASS AND YOU EXPLODE!

I can make any woman orgasm several times with just a touch from my middle toe!

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:But your dick gives them no pleasure whatsoever.

Just out of curiosity if I could actually do what I said would women be fussed?

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:28 pm**

Herbal $tu wrote:
Herbal $tu wrote:bUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET SOME STUCK UP YOUR ASS AND YOU EXPLODE!

I can make any woman orgasm several times with just a touch from my middle toe!

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:But your dick gives them no pleasure whatsoever.
Just out of curiosity if I could actually do what I said would women be fussed?

Yeah, but theyd only ever want you to fuck them with your toe

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:44 pm**

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:But your dick gives them no pleasure whatsoever.

I can bring people back from the dead.

But you ruin their sleep and they kill you instead.

I can make people fall asleep and never wake up.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:50 pm**

but for some reason you can't get to sleep your self

i can make apples explode on sight

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:00 pm**

But when you eat one it explodes in you face.

I can make babies anytime I want.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:45 pm**

HEAVYhitter wrote:But when you eat one it explodes in you face.

I can make babies anytime I want.

But now you have to pay for and look after 17 kids. It seemed like such a good idea at the time.

I know what women want.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:58 pm**

So it's become painfully clear you'll never be able to give it to them.

I can walk on water.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:02 pm**

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:So it's become painfully clear you'll never be able to give it to them.

Burn!! Allright keep it going everyone sorry to interrupt.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:05 pm**

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:So it's become painfully clear you'll never be able to give it to them.

Meow!!! I was expecting ''but you cant give it to them,'' but that one hurt

I can walk on water.

But you sink on land.

I can control peoples minds.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:25 pm**

But something goes wrong and they gag you, rape you, then throw your body in a river.

I can smoke as many cigarets as I want and not get lung cancer.

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