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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:54 pm
by Caro
But no one ever wants to smoke with you.
I can blow pictures and landscapes when I exhale smoke.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:16 pm
by Sammy
Unfortunately that is not a superpower and therefor irrelevant.
I can breathe underwater
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:19 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
but thats already been done, so its not a special superpower anymore
I can make shrooms grow bigger by liking them once, they grow so enormous all weedguru members could feast on one for a decade!
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:20 pm
by on his right
but someone would start an argument and all WG members would trip out, start fighting, and dismember each other.
my bones can never break.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:42 am
by MarleyBoi
but when you attempt to jump off a building in a fit of suicidal rage, you just get back up and receieve the waves of pain without the quick, painless death
i can turn anything into reefer
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:23 am
by HEAVYhitter
Except that's been used too. So that as well isn't special
I can cure the sick.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:06 am
by Caro
But I put a patent on it.
I can turn water in to vodka.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:09 am
by pirate
but that means you die of thirst as all the water you touch turns to vodka
i have all the answers to all the problems
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:36 am
by on his right
but you have no means of applying them.
i can win any argument.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:38 am
by Caro
No you can't.
I can grow hair - mine or others' - at will.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:39 am
by pirate
but that makes you lose all your friends, because no one likes a know-it-all
i can talk in any language i want
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:42 am
by Caro
Utbay Ouya An'tcay Omprehencay Hatway Hetay Ellhay I'may Alkingtay Aboothay Ownay, Ancay Ouyay Itchbay!
I have a remote control maid.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:46 am
by pirate
Utbay Ouya An'tcay Omprehencay Hatway Hetay Ellhay I'may Alkingtay Aboothay Ownay, Ancay Ouyay Itchbay!
oh yess but i can comprehend what the hell you are talking aboot now..biatch...
who has sex with remote control butler and malfunctions
i can charm animals to do my bidding
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:02 am
by Caro
Shaddup, robot sex is the best
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:09 am
by pirate
Weedguru Caro wrote:Shaddup, robot sex is the best
aah naughty naughty vaccum cleaner vibrator girl....