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Stoned out of my skull right now, been so since the 23d

I LOVE MY LIFE

IM A GRADUATE

mac wrote:id chase the kid down and beat the shit out of em if he slapped me on a bus and tried to run

Haha, i saw this one where there was a group of six huge black guys, and one of em walked up behind this little matey and slaps him in the face. The little guys turning round and starts laying into all of em. He landed a good few punches on each of them before the number eventually caught up with him.

Jus popped three valiums.

Gonna drink a 40 of 211 in about 40 minutes.

(Damn, My buddy ended up selling me 24 valiums for $5. He gets scripts of 90 for $1. He woulda hooked me up with 25 but he gave me one free earlier in the day.)

What are valiums like anyways. I heard alot about them but I have never heard anyone speak of em round ere.

painkillers no?

they can make you less afriad, people use them to fly on aeroplanes. they can also make you very angry, im not sure what else

BurningBud wrote:What are valiums like anyways. I heard alot about them but I have never heard anyone speak of em round ere.

They're a muscle relaxant.

To me they jus make life seem to slow down, Any pain you got is gone, You seem to focus on jus one thing. Everything almost dosent seem real. And everything jus in slow motion.

They aren't very strong compared to some pills ive took but they're aight, And with drinking they're much stronger.

your liver is gonna love you.

valiums are muscle relaxents but they are also used as painkillers and to reduce anxiety

I jus sold a joint to a buddy of mine a few minutes ago.

Well i met him yesterday actually. My neighbor lets his newphew stay over alot because he dosent have a house or anything. Hes in his late 40's maybe early 50's not sure. Well his brother came over the last two days in a row. Hes early 40's. Well i was chillin with the older one for awhile out in his bro's car. And his bro came out, I told him i got some herb if he wants some. He said he'll buy a joint and asked how much. I told him ill hook him up with a fatty worth for $5. And how much i sold him i get for about $2 but it was still a hookup for him he said. Then he gave me a ride up to the liquor store. Got a $2 fourty, And later on ill buy a fat joint for $3ish dollars. Made out good. Sold a J to a dude im cool with jus hookin him up, And he hooked me up with a ride and bought me a 40 and i still got enough to replace the herb i sold.

On the ride hes talkin bout how im cool and shit, How most young people he meets now-a-days are bitchs and talk shit and are all disrespectful and everything, Have they're heads in the sky thinkin they're the biggest baddest shit. And how im cool and respectful and everything, Said he'd buy some more herb next week.

Tight shit.

weedguru tom wrote:your liver is gonna love you.

Duno if anyone noticed but I aint been postin for the past few days, went on a little vacation of sorts. Got extremely drunk and stoned 3 days in a row and I had the worst hangover of my life. But that shit was mad fun, I was chillin with all these crazy college kids and shit...we must have gone to 15 different keg parties in 2 nights. Well here I am back at home, back at Weedguru, tokin off my bowl and relaxin as I always do when comin here.

My mom has been going to the doctor checking for cancer. There is a drought of weed lately. Ive had to smoke resin, a lot. I can't wait for PS3... Some idle process in PS3 and Xbox360 searches compounds for a possible cure for cancer, its probably just another BS theory. This website is TOTALLY glitching out on me :\

clashcityrocker wrote:My mom has been going to the doctor checking for cancer. There is a drought of weed lately. Ive had to smoke resin, a lot. I can't wait for PS3... Some idle process in PS3 and Xbox360 searches compounds for a possible cure for cancer, its probably just another BS theory. This website is TOTALLY glitching out on me :\

WHAT?! Searches for a cure to cancer, like it's already been discoverd but got lost or something? Link me up man, I gotta read this.

I have no weed tonight. Actually, I've had no weed for quite some time now. Tonight out of a sheer act of desperation, I had a bag of stems (approx. 1.5-2 grams) and I ground them up and put them in my tea.

I steeped them for 10 minutes, then added my Red Rose tea bag and a little shot of milk.

The tea tastes good, it smells great...and I'm getting a slight buzz off it.

This Friday is payday and I'm definately getting an oz.

God I can't wait til then!