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but your chest isnt big enough to hold 'em so they are kinda useless and u eventualy die because they're in contact with the oxigen and the air


I can control birds .... and make them do stuff they do in the movie.... birds

ElderFlower wrote:but your chest isnt big enough to hold 'em so they are kinda useless and u eventualy die because they're in contact with the oxigen and the air

pfft i had a better one that THAT like..uh.. but your bong can't reach your blowhole...
but continue on with your game

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote: pfft i had a better one that THAT like..uh.. but your bong can't reach your blowhole...
but continue on with your game

haha, ok that one rocked ill edit mine into ur answer... no that would be cheating

but then you start to look like a bird.


i am guaranteed at least 85% on every exam or paper i write.

But you're still only a B student.

I can morph into any animal I want.

but you have fleas and worms

I can make myslef stoned simply by wanting it.

but your never able to actually smoke weed

i can turn whatever i want into weed

Except it tastes like shit

I can make people explode.

But you always smell like rotting human flesh.

I can make my eyeballs squeek.

But it pisses everyone off.

I can build a house in 2 hours with my bare hands.

Yes out of Lincoln logs you can.



I can Have sex with any super model just bye saying there name.

But you have a tendency to scream out RuPaul's name in your sleep.

My farts smell like cinnamon.

But your allergic to them and have an allergic reaction and die.

I can give a women an orgasim in less than 10 seconds.

but you can never get hard.



my shoes never smell.

Because you never where them.

I can turn your insides out.