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ow it was great, remember that video of him in a car, banging to the music...

i did say i was stoned out of my mind right... did i

no i didnt

HAHAHAHA!!!!! I LOVE BC! tonight was clearly halloween.. i told my driver no more then ME and HIM 2 people is legal wit his N (stupid canadian license laws, haha cuz we crash cars to much when drunk............ and young) BUUUUUUUUT my driver figured he could handle FIVE kids in his car. moron.

ok so tonight theres FIVE kids in our car, a Drunk kid in the back throws a firework out the window as a COP turns behind us.. at first the cop thinks some kids on the side of the ride r throwing the fireworks at us.. stops quickly the kids tell them WE did it.. and as well pull to the next lgihts (n it runs red) we make the Three kids in the back hope out.. we drive down the road n take a turn.. then we're pulled over.. luckly i got NO weed on me not even a fuckin joint (which is a good cuz ive been busted in this hood once). the cop says he sen the fireworks looks in the backseat theres 4 more fireworks they make us get out but DONT search the car.
the cop on MY side of the car picks up my SCALE! puts it in my face n says ''what is THIS?'' i Open it, and clearly show the cop its a digital scale, cuz im hammered and i dont give a FUCK. the cop flashes it to my Driver n which he responds "I DONT KNOW WHOS THAT IS, I SWEAR!" the cop looks back at my Hands my my digi scale taks our 4 fireworks we gave to them says to not put anymore then me in the car nad says HAVE A NICE NIGHT!.... i had 4 ounces in the car ontop of the scale (3 ounces in my ginch! looked horrible! and once in the glove comparement (which i seen when i handed the insurance papers!) i had 2 mickeys under my seat and 2 crates in he trunk (20 Bricks each, which since bc is one of the biggest importing provinces of illegl fireworks the fines are big] of illegal fireworks in the trunk!

THE COP GAVE MY MY DIGI SCALE! WITH COKE AND HELLLLLLLLLLA WEED ON IT! i sat back into the car after the cop sat in his car and yealed i was so fuckin happy! hahaaaaaaaaaaaa i fucin love canada.. i straight Showed the cop it was a digi scale with a couple leaves on it.. and he gave it back haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FUCK THE USA IM HAMMED

Yes yes, fuck USA. and yes, I am, uh, also, ahem, hammed.

wow, was i ever fucked

Yeah I had a similar experience yesterday (no fireworks though) we were driving with like 4 guys in a car and got pulled over, and we had a grinder on the dashboard with still some resin left in it, so the cop notices it, takes the grinder and opens it, I'm like thinking "were fucked" he asks us what the stuff is he smells (he knew it was weed I think) so we tell him it was flavoured tobacco... He closes the thing and puts it back on the dashboard, verifies our papers and lets us drive on... Now I think he KNEW it was weed, I don't think there's a cop out there who doesn't know that smell, but he let us off the hook... lucky break...

^^^^^^^^ see ya can have some safe cops.

hahaha, i wish i could come across some of those nice cops.

Hell it was probably a good day for him, wanna bet if he had a lousy day we would've been screwed?

Well im moving today so im not sure how long im not gonna have internet for. but shouldnt be more than a week. stay good weedguru

have fun WSP. I absolutley despise the whole moving process.

On another note, i had a rather entertaining experience at work today. After smoking a nice J all to myself during break, i went back to work. Well i work with a small Tai woman. She likes to sing all day, so whenever she saw me coming in from break she was like "Brandon i got a song for you" and proceeded to sing "Every Breath You Take". I was laughing pretty hard due to her accent, but when she told me the song was by Scorpion i thought i was going to piss myself. I told her it was by Sting, not scorpion. (i know its by The Police, but oh well)

Big Daddy wrote:have fun WSP. I absolutley despise the whole moving process

I dont think you dispise it more than me

tweedle wrote:

Big Daddy wrote:have fun WSP. I absolutley despise the whole moving process

I dont think you dispise it more than me

Free Tweedle

lol Prison would actually be better than here

You know normally I would think you where exagerating, BUT, i've been to scotland