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but you cannot see, smell, taste, hear, or feel anything

I can burp and fart at the same time

but that grosses out everybody you know so end up dying alone and stinking


i am immortal

BUT YOUR TECHNIQUES ARNT HAHAHA

i have the power to pimp any women i want.

but then this bitch scares you away from women all together




I can become a tree.

but the evil logging corperations cut you down, and there was bird poo on your branches any way

i can turn into an otter

but are unable to swim

i can go to a new spritual level.

But you can't get back down.

I can project thought.

But the people you project it to assume they're skizophrenic and go into a mental home.

Im sneakier than the sneakiest ninja.

but you get run over by a truck

im so fit, i never have to work out in my life

but not sneakier than me because I am the Supreme Ninja

I can blow things up with playing cards

tweedle wrote:but not sneakier than me because I am the Supreme Ninja

Surely that would make you the sneakiest ninja. I've already established im sneakier than him

I can blow things up with playing cards

But you killed all your friends in a tragic poker accident.

im so fit, i never have to work out in my life

But you've got bed sores from sitting on your arse all day.

I'm the greatest footballer since Pele.

im so fit, i never have to work out in my life

but to stay this fit you can only eat leaves

I can blow things up with playing cards

but blow urself up in the process

i am made of steel

but your too fat to fit on the pitch.

i am made of steel.

but you're a solid statue with no moving limbs

i have lungs the size of bears and can rip cones the size of 30 bears.

but someing those huge cones give you lung cancer.

i can keep a topic going even though ive ran out ideas....