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what about them?
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I was eating lunch up at the school today, don't usually eat there, but I'm broke now so yea...

Anyways I was sitting at my table eating and there was this fine young lady sitting at the table across from me with this guy. I mean this chick was smoking, and she was just getting all over this guy. Playing footsie with him, touching him all over, laughing at the stupidest shit this guy would say, Showing off her assets to him. Well I don't know if this guy was gay or couldn't take a hint. Every time she touched him he kinda flinched away and moved his chair further away. She would move closer to him and try it again and he would move again. This went on for a while.....

So she keeps trying, then she starts playing footsie with him, running her foot up his leg, this dude gets all red in the face gets up and leaves her. No shit leaves her there by herself and he leaves the cafetiria. I asked her what his problem was and she was just said "No idea I was trying wasn't I?"

Well more then trying I mean this was just the most dead give aways being presented to this guy. Anyways got her number after talking to her for a while and might give her a call this weekend if shes lucky.
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Lunch today, Flatz the head seucrity officer. Hes a big dude, Hes prolly 6'4 and 300 + pounds. Beard and tons of tats. Looks like what you'd think of as Bubba from the pen.

So its lunch and we smokin herb and shit. I brought up a jay and a dime and a swisher Perfecto.

So i smoked the jay before school started, And was gon smoke the blunt at lunch.

So i smoke the jay no big deal.

Lunch rolls around, A few people skinnin up. I was breakin down the swish, While my boy broke up two dimes, We went half half. 3 grams total. So i rolled it up and smoked it and was high as a kite. Real good weed.

Jus after we finished a dude was preparing a blunt and 2 dudes rolling joints. Fucking Flatz comes out the buiding and walks fast as fuck over here. Usually it takes him a couple minutes to walk from the building to where we are in the grass. So fucking hes going quick, Got there in like 30 seconds. Dudes freakin and shit, Everybody finished rolling or threw they shit in they bags. Seriously there was like 40 people up there and like 35 got up and walked away, Away from the school and didnt come back. :lol:

He comes up, Im high as hell. He always knows im high but never busts me. He wishs he could but he aient got shit on me. So many times ive got out of a car or truck and walk right up to the smoking spot where hes at jus reeking like weed eyes bloodshot and shit. And ill even talk about weed infront of him. He dosent do shit because he cant. I love it.

But i was high as hell again, And i jus say "Whats up flatz", He goes "I was jus about to ask you. I walk up here and everybody was in circles then they all scatter in all different directions. I jus got "Yeah." Jus to fuck with him. He dosent say anything afterwards. I jus sat there smoking a square talking to my boy bout my cousin going to prison for selling COCAINE. I made sure to say that infront of him. I love to fuck with this dude, I really think he dont care too much.

Then he left, And i rolled up a joint and smoked it. :lol:

Then walkin back in a couple minutes late im in the parkinglot and hes walking right at me so i start to turn a little away from him and he walks like 2 inches away from me. I knew i reecked like ganj, Didnt faze him.

Somebody was brake torquing in the parking lot, He jus watched didnt stop it. :lol:
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http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/164.html :poke:

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That dont have nothin to do with a gang, just 2 stupid kids
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Juicy J wrote:That dont have nothin to do with a gang, just 2 stupid kids
Think so?

Look at the the scenery, Ghetto fer sure.

Look at the dudes clothes thats doing the stomping. Black and red, A red flag. Look at the dude gettin stomped. Wearing all black, He wasnt jumped in at the moment so wasnt wearing the colors.

Deff jus 2 stupid kids :roll: , Not some wanna be gangsters.

Dont matter if they're real gangsters or a fake gang, They still do stupid shit like this.
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naw heres what actualy happens in that vid. In the full video, its called "backyard wrestling", these two kids imitating wrestling moves from a N64 game called "wcw vs nwo". At the beginning its fake, and then they start doing real moves, slammin each others heads onto tacks and chairs and shit, then at the end of the vid that guy gets stomped. He's not actually gettin curb stombed tho, they're using one of those flueresent lights that are like long tubes, its what they use in movies to make it look like breaking cement. The guy is still gettin his face planted into a glass tube. heres the full video.

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Post by Weedguru Cusmar »

:lol: I knew it was fake, a curb wouldn't smash that bad from a face hit.
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dude its not a curb its a halogen bulb
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BGDetroit wrote:
Juicy J wrote:That dont have nothin to do with a gang, just 2 stupid kids
Think so?

Look at the the scenery, Ghetto fer sure.

Look at the dudes clothes thats doing the stomping. Black and red, A red flag. Look at the dude gettin stomped. Wearing all black, He wasnt jumped in at the moment so wasnt wearing the colors.

Deff jus 2 stupid kids :roll: , Not some wanna be gangsters.

Dont matter if they're real gangsters or a fake gang, They still do stupid shit like this.

Nah, ive seen the full video of it.. They are just 2 stupid kids...
Nothin gangster about them

That is the first time I realized that was a halogen bulb tho, I watched that part like 5 times cause I was thinkin what the fuck the everytime..
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Post by Weedguru Cusmar »

DrGrEEnThUMb wrote:dude its not a curb its a halogen bulb
Cusmar wrote::lol: I knew it was fake, a curb wouldn't smash that bad from a face hit.
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a halogen might be worse than a curb a halogen will cu tthe shit out of you...i dont think they were trying to make it look like a curb. you still gotta be pretty fuckin stupid to smack you're head into a halogen...did anyone see stevo on the adam corrola show?
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Post by Weedguru Cusmar »

haha yeah that was funny as fuck when he smashed his foot through the table, "I DONT PLAY" :lol:
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that was the only good episode i've seen they shouldnt have taken him off, adam corola is a fag
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