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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:19 pm
by tweedle
but that was a lie.
I can hide in shadows
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:33 pm
by The curious orange
but no-one can see you
i dont need to shit...
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:36 pm
by Funk Doctor
So you're full of it.
I can take over people's minds.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:38 pm
by Midnight Toker
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:So you're full of it.

Ooooh, that was so much better than my answer
I can take over people's minds.
But your losing yours.
I can knock out any man with one supercharged pimp slap.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:06 pm
by Dr. Greenthumb
but your hands were chopped off for stealing
...i can fly
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:10 pm
by moonpuppy
but you don't have permit to use this airspace
i can bake nice cakes
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:14 pm
by Midnight Toker
But cant afford an oven.
I can play the guitar better than Jimi Hendrix.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:50 pm
by BUDA
but only in ur dreams
i can pause time
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:54 pm
by Midnight Toker
But you dont know how to restart it.
I can make the best fried chicken you will ever taste in your life.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:26 pm
by BUDA
but chickens become extinct
i can walk on water
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:15 am
by Dr. Greenthumb
but a shark eats you...
...i can grow 20x my normal size
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:18 am
by tweedle
but all the birds start living in your ears
i can be anywhere I want by just thinking about it
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:25 am
by Dr. Greenthumb
but your schizo...
...im a shapeshifter
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:10 am
by on his right
but your never very good at it.
i can clone myself.
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:55 am
by pirate
but then you fall in love with, marry and have sex with yourself
i can breathe in all environments