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Man, the house where I'm at sent me out to run an errand with their car. I was on the autoroute doing 110 km/h and out of fucking nowhere a damn deer popped out. I slammed on the brakes and swerved a bit (as much as I dared at that speed) but I hit the fucking thing!! Damn, the van is a mess. The bumper, side panel, grill in the front and totally smashed. The windshield washer resevoir exploded also. So here I am on the freaking side of the autoroute all alone..with a damn cell phone with dead batteries. Those things are always dead when you need em most. So I had too flag down a car to get someone to call the cops. I was able to drive the car away, it was still in running order. Man, the director flipped when he saw the car coming in the driveway. He was like wtf did you do you...then he saw all the deer hairs stucks in a the broken parts!! Haha. Bit of deer guts too!! I consider myself lucky hitting the deer at that speed, sometimes they come through the windshield or you loose control and crash. This one like flew over the car. It was very very dead with its too hind legs amputated. Wonder if they will send me too run errands again???

I honestly can't remember the last time Iv'e posted in here. No sleep last night was way to messed up, I just hope I can get a nap in before work now.

Hah that's a nice deer story. You were lucky, antlers can be dangerous things at high speed impact. At least you got his legs, teach mother nature to try to kill you.

Im watching americas most wanted, And it shows this dude and says he raped a 4 MONTH OLD BABY!! UKE:

Sick Bastard

IN THE JUNGLE the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.

Something flew in my eye and i cant get it out. its really starting to piss me off. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr im too fucking high to deal with this shit.

I was in the bathroom taking a shit when i heard someone singing (well..trying to at least) walking on the moon by the police. I proceeded to heckle him out of my bathroom window.

BGDetroit wrote:Im watching americas most wanted, And it shows this dude and says he raped a 4 MONTH OLD BABY!! UKE:

That's just fucking sick.

man i got some shitty ass sleep last night i was up like every hour and now im tired as hell.

This funny thing just happened. I'm sitting outside talking with several guys when we hear some shouting. Now this is not uncommon there are constant arguements and fights here. Then we realize its the neighbours. There is this smaller guy standing on the doorstep of a bigger guys house. He's yelling at him over his dog. The bigger guy had called the cops becasue his dog had been barking tou much. You get a $40 ticket for that. The little dood was mad pissed and he spent about 10-15 minutes verbally fighting with the other guy. Then the bigger guy yells out 'how old are you, you immature (then something uncomprehensible). The big guy smacks the smaller one real hard across the face. He replys with a good uppercut punch. Then the big guy jumps on him and hits right, left, right, left one after another pretty hard too. The littller guy winds up falling down on the ground, no match at all for the other one. He gets up and runs off the property. Five minutes later 2 cherry cars roll in The guy musta tried pressing charges, but it didn't appear to work as they left with either of them in custody.

Its 8:55 AM. Woke up about 15 minutes ago. Got a call from a ol homie i aient chilled with a grip.

Gonna go over there in a hour or two, Said he got a pack of Swishers and some dank. Gonna get tore up.

I woke up at 8 am this morning and i really dont know why. Guess i couldnt sleep from all the excitement of last night's Spurs vs Pistons game, right BG Horry for 3!!!!!!!!!!

Big Daddy wrote:I woke up at 8 am this morning and i really dont know why. Guess i couldnt sleep from all the excitement of last night's Spurs vs Pistons game, right BG Horry for 3!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck spurs.

Damn, Its 12:28 PM right now. Only been out and about for a few hours and been done alot. Smoked a couple blunts with two homies, Then one had to jet who had the weed. So me and my other homie walking all over looking for weed and shit. Then finnally went to taco bell and got some free pop and went to his crib. Chilled there for awhile. Was checking out his hot sister. Then walking back to go home, Me and him. Someone in a car was yelling some shit at us. I was like what the fuck, Soemone wanna fight or sumtin. Get up more to where the cars stopped and i see my old homie chillin in there. I aient seen him in over a year. Told him to pull over to 7-11 and gave him my number.

Good day so far.

To make a good day better...

My old hookup changed his number while we weren't buying off of him. So we lost his number and i dont know many people he sells to because he sells to a select few.

Well he used to live a few houses down from my by finnally moved out. But his folks still live there.

Well i seen his car in the driveway. Ive been trying to catch him for a week or so now to get his number.

Said fuck it, Went up to his door knocked on it, Backed up a few feet. See the blinds moving some. So he was seeing whos there.

Comes out and we talk for a minute. I told him my ol hookup is in jail and shit now. So i asked him for his number. Got it, Then he goes dont be giving my number out, I only do this for a select few.

So good shit, Gonna be gettin that fire again.

Dude sells killer shrooms and yay too.