parents found my bong!!

[mr green]

my mum found my home made bong once in my empty shoe box and cuz it was a day before her birthday and i was making it as a present for her wat do u know i got away with it ...........

[Sammy]

shut up

[HaLfBaKeD]

well like when i was at school my parents must have found my key to my fire proof box and they saw my bong in there they must have not saw my emtey bagy or my pipe cuz they just said somting bout the bong and they asked me when i got home from school like what is that bong doing in your box. im like bong? o that bottle yea i found that i was going to take the socket off of it. cuz its one of them home made ones and i was like yea i tried to cut the tape off it and i just was going to do it later and my dad took it apart in front of me and keep the socket and washed it out and thew the rest of it away and my mom was like pot is bad i know what that stuff is i used to do it so dont give me them stupid lies and like we did not raise u to do pot and it leads to smoking crack. blah blah and i my dad was like light this cig for me u light that weed. i told my mom she needed new carpet and she was like u need a new bong to somke out off and i was like nawwww and i tell i dont to that stuff i dont know if they belive me or not but i dont know what to do. so what should i do

Like Like Like Like Like.... I CANT READ THIS SHIT WHILE IM HIGH! lol.

[Funk Doctor]

Agreed, it's like listening to a teenage conversation.

And that's like sooooooo not cool!

[pirate]

hehhe
my bong's like too big to like steal...and its like so like ugly..no1s gonna like steal it anyway...like like like....

eew..feel like im in like high school all over again.....

[jonny cockeral]

i've been caught so many times through being stoned and carelessness - and now the only thing i have left which is weed related is the weed itself coz they hunted my bedroom for weed or anything weed related a month or so ago. turned the fucking thing UPSIDE DOWN, found all my bongs, vapourisers, pipes, gauges, lighters, skins, bacci, everything. they threw out over £355 worth of smoking appliances. i was fucking PISSED OFF, and i'm not talking to my mum any more, i'm going to kill her slowly and painfully one day.

weed over your mam

[kinglucifer2000]

my cousins dad was gonna kick me out of his house a few times just for smokin weed.i was scared but i kept on keepin on and didnt care.then one day i got caught again and all i got was a look that said ur gonna do it any way.then i was so relieved cuz all he did was take my money and give me computer restriction.my advise is dont even care cuz they will get over it.especially if u cant get kicked out.im only 16 but i cant go back to a group home its too much stress so if i got kicked out id be home less again.i chose weed over home but it turned out i got both a home and weed.its all about how far u are willing to go for ur precious.MY PRECIOUS!!(in a smeagol voice)(and yes i really can do the smeagol voice perfect)

[DarkStoner]

I once had a few friends over at my place and we got pretty messed up. We all got up and had breakfast at a restaurant. then went out and shit....when I got home my mom had cleaned my whole room ( she gets one of those trips sometimes) but the pipe was where i left it and the bong was where i left it. but there was a lot of stuff around it, cd's books name it. She cleaned it all but left the pipe and bong intact at the same spot like she didnt want to touch it. Shes seen it obviously, but I think she just doesnt give a shit. I dont get in trouble. I run a kitchen for a living ATM. Going back to school. Weed or not...AS long as your parents notice that it doesnt affect your futur they generaly leave you alone... been about 4-5 months now since I know shes seen it. As long as my room doesnt smell like weed, she dont mind. We never talked about it either. Its like we both understood each others point of view and respected ourselves on that subject without having "the talk" .

[weedguru tom]

for thre last few years, ive lived with my dad, n not my mom so no one cleans my room but me, i guess that goes for the whole house, its male orintated so nothin` gets done, im not fussed i get paid well to do chors

[auto]

A couple years back, whenever I had my friends over we drink in my basement and instead of ditchin the empties we would leave them in this closet that has a bunch of pipes and what not. My parents never went in there, and it wasn't until a guy came to check for termites that they found them, but by that time I had about 150 empty cans n bottles. About a week later I was out back with some other kids usin a homemade when we had to drop it fast. My friend threw it into the woods and I put the rest of the bag in my grill. The next morning my parents decide to do some gardening and they find the bong. Got caught twice in the same week. They never found the bag, tho. Never been caught since, but I don't think they care, cuz I didn't get in trouble I just, "lost their trust." Yeah, it sucks, but you deal with it.

[weedguru tom]

use a bin next time.

[auto]

a bin?

[weedguru tom]

yea one of those things you put rubbish in, the cans im talkin` about, 150 ? did you think yur remts would sell the house or nvr check it while they were alive lmfao.

[jonny cockeral]

it sucks when they give the trust lecture

[auto]

I was planning on ditching the cans eventually, I just got lazy. Plus where would I go? I always found it ackward if you drive to the grocery store to return bottles and all you have is beer. Everyones looking at you like you drank it all yourself the night before.