New guy just introducing myself!

Kelvin Caine · Post by **Kelvin Caine** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:44 pm

Thanx for the compliments weedguru caro, sensi
The windmill is one off my favourites cos it does the trick if u know what i mean the pic is a bit dodgy in qualitay but ill sort somthing out a bit more interesting.

And Weedguru tom i come from cowes on the isle of wight have u ever been there its kinda cool everyone is well chilled down here its a slower pace of life!
Apart from last week when it was 'cowes week' Which is one of the bigest yaght festivals in the world and it gets well busy. In the next week or so its power-boat weekend which is awsome!!!!!!!
So is anyone from near me gives us an idea?

Kelvin Caine · Post by **Kelvin Caine** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:48 pm

Weedguru Caro I would make u a windmill for ur own personal use but u live quite faraway so do you think it would survive the travelling?

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:55 pm

do you have a paypal account?

It looks like you just stick the joints into a structure, yes?

I would purchase such a structure and spin it while smoking on my next birthday.

Kelvin Caine · Post by **Kelvin Caine** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:04 pm

U put the joints over the top of the 4 roaches that stick out u have to roach ur joints then you put your roached joints over the top of the 4 roaches that stick out its a crazy set up but if u know what u are doing then its all good i could quite easily make u one and send it to u!
Then u can smoke and spin as much as u like on your birthday lets call it a birthday present when is your brthday? Hope its soon

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:21 pm

PM me your paypal account info, or if you dont have one, your address. I will send you postage.

Kelvin Caine · Post by **Kelvin Caine** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:27 pm

The postage wont be alot dont worry about it

When is you birthday then how old might i ask?

If you send me your name and address ill sort somthing as soon as possible ok

Send the info to

KelvinGTi@Hotmail.com

Cool i know you will enjoy Nicccccccccce!!

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:37 pm

k sent, lol now lets see if u come thru

the mac · Post by **the mac** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:04 pm

lol 1 week later...

Caro : Wheres my damn windmill?!
Kelvin : uuuh havent made it yer
Caro : BANNED.

haha jp

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:16 am

Mom: "Cari, a package came for you yesterday, didn't you see it? I left it on the table".
Me: "Really? A package? No, I'm not expecting anything"....

All day I'm like hmmm... I wonder what this package is. Lol.
At night I'm looking, no return address, from the UK, expertly packaged.... I still can't fathom why I'm being sent a small overseas package, then in my stonedness I thought: Weedguru! "I know what this is!" I blurted out, accidentally in front of my little sister. "It's probably weed"! I said in glee. Someone sent me weed. After a harsh look from my mom I ripped the package open and was sincerely dissapointed. "No, it's only ..... gravy"! Instant beef gravy granules.

Was some British company product sampling their gravy to potential American customers? A hahahahaa I didn't figure it out until I opened the gravy, and there was my AWESOME 4 way handmade windmill spliffholder! It was like Stoner Mail Order Catalog, that I didn't have to pay for!

Kelvin, you rock! For so generously sending a windmill spliff to a perfect stranger who happens to be in need of uplifting moments, I am hereby granting you 5,000 virtual seeds and suggesting that you get yourself a paypal account. You can take orders for your VERY WELL MADE QUALITY DEVICE in our classifieds section here at Weedguru.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its_ready · Post by **its_ready** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:34 am

ma8y is it true that there are no speeding laws on the isle of wight.

i come from just over the water ima pompey lad hahahah take it easy peeps

Kelvin Caine · Post by **Kelvin Caine** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:44 pm

At last im back on the site i have been trying to get on it 4 ages now its good that u like the windmill cant wait to see some photos of it in action and 5000 seeds wow thats cool im rich and ive only been here an ickle while thanx cairo

And the answer to the no speed limits it depends if u wanna go fast then its up to u but we have speed cameras every where but ive escaped them all i think its cos i was going to fast or somthing they didnt see me in time lol.
Weonly have one dual carrige way and it is about quarter mile and that is the only national speed limit there is but its good for a quarter mile strip innit!

Ive got some pics of my new plants they are 25 days old what do u reckon?

Kelvin Caine · Post by **Kelvin Caine** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:45 pm

Hey i thought i was rich my seeds there gone nooooooooooooooooo

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:55 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
Weedguru Caro wrote:wow... 25 seeds... Sacha, you are SO generous!

Dude, that windmill deserves a lot more than 25 seeds. Seriously, how many new members are that talented.

I want one...
I don't reward knowledge, I punish ignorance

Notice that when someone says Funk Doc is awesome, nothing happens, but when someone calls him a faggot, they get banned.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:31 pm

Don't fuck with me!

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:49 am

Kelvin Caine wrote:Ive got some pics of my new plants they are 25 days old what do u reckon?

i reckon its almost time to transplant to a bigger pot

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