a word of warning

[Weedguru Higher]

When I was 14 I crashed my bike accidently into the side of a squad car. Dented the door and broke the mirror. I landed on the hood. I had just been tokin' and drinkin' so I was thinking that I'm gonna be in total shit. Luckily for me, the cops were more worried about the fact that they ran a stop sigh with no lights/sirens. They knew I was blazin' but let me go , they were to blame and knew it. Didn't feel like facin up to a lawsuit I guess.

[jonny cockeral]

thats a cool story

[Weedguru Higher]

do not ride a bike through ashton court at nite.........i found out the hard way yesterday. (for anyone not familiar with bristol, ashton court is just a huge estate. it's great when you're stoned)

Man, nothing is more fun than riding your bike while high. Uh..that is off the major highways. I get such a rejuvinating rush from that. Once you ride you're bike while under the influence you can better grasp the idea of one having " reduced motor skills " I used to ride wid my buddies and see you could pop a wheelie for the longest, or stand on seat, or whatever. I suffered many the scrape and bruises!

KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

[kevisto]

A really fucked up thing to do on your bike after blazing is get going at a good speed but not too fast and shake your head. You'll start to lean to one side but won't notice. You will usually fall to the side of your dominant hand.

[Dr. Greenthumb]

hahaha, another thing not too do with your bike is try to throw it at a police car

lmao ive never thought of throwin my bike at anything lol i got this street by my house with alot of shade and it smeels really good i think its because of the plants or sumthin but i always ride bike through there stoned me n my friends call it sesame street

[ginger chain]

ok well for us 'pighaters' well what we could do is alkdfjalskdfj I HAVE A PLAN. ok. well we could throw a water balloon filled with something highly flammable at the police station so it breaks and splatters this 'highly flammable' substance everywehrew. theenn we pour more of that H.F. substance around the building. then we get on our bikes, get our feet ont eh pedals and light a match. then we go. sans match. babababBRROOOMMMM

[the mac]

ok well you go lie down.. and stop smoking crack cuz that made as much sense as a orange monkey crying turn machine yeah thats right


Im gunna make a shirt its gunna show a mom like shaking her finger @ a little boy and the little boy is fingering her and its gunna say
"Gimme, gimme, Never Gets Dont you know-Oh Shut The Fuck Up!"
haha i dunno just thought it up