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Nessus wrote:Hmm, okay. So you wanna juggle eh? Well i suggest you save up some cash and only buy good weed from big pushers in ounces. You should be aiming to buy a few ounces at a time. Remember the further you are down the food chain, the less power you have. Now the good thing about buying in bulk is that the stash is usually of a better quality, the further you are from the tree the less tasty your fruit is... So, selling your high class stuff to little kids will keep them coming back for more. Them being 13-15 means that their bonds with their "dealers" are not strong, their deadlers tend to be their friends. If possible undercut the competition and reap the rewards. Be sure you know what you are getting yourself in for. The big pushers of weed are usually into pushing other drugs too. (Meaning guns and violence are never too far behind) Always cover your ass. I stopped juggling last year but i still got fucked over when acting as a heavy for a mate the other week.

Um, u should cut your stash into £20 bags (basically eighths) and quart bags. Try not to deal with people who want £10 bags. If they do, try and skimp out on how much you give them. (to force a bigger buy) Invest in some digital scales and look to skim on all the bags you make. Bags can be bought from most convinience stores, or simply use foil or clingfilm. Also i found younger kids like to buy ready rolled spliffs, as they cannot purchase skins etc. Here you can try and be as cheeky as possible and add in some extra (mild) tabacco to pad it out... (the stuff you roll with).

Um, as for open dealing, as long as you know your buyers you should be safe, avoid stepping on toes of other dealers when u first start up, but don't be afraid to undercut if you see that someone is not attached to their dealer. Never deal on school premises, also do it outside the gate. Never deal to anyone you think might turn you in/fuck you over. Never carry more than an ounce at one time. If you need more tell the kid to wait till the next day or go home and come back. Never let a kid back to your house and deal outside or near your house.

Be very careful with street deals. Handshakes are usually the best way to transfer goods. First handshake comes from you, handing the weed over. Second from the buyer with the money. Never be outnumbered by buyers by more than a 2:1 ratio. If this happens ask the buyer to go with you a bit away from the crowd (avoids you gettin fucked)

I think thats it. Weed pushing is not a quick buck bussiness, you have to be in for the long haul, but the rewards are usually good. If you need help with anything else, feel free to ask in the thread or pm me...

- Nessus

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Pretty interesting, this guide rocks :wink:
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except part of it is wrong, first handshake is Never your weed. you do and its as easy as taking candy from a baby to get JACKED.. they dont have enough trust to put money in your hand before you hand em the chronic they dont need the weed..

you can show em the weed first but take the money before you hand over the chrizzle.. unless the punk would be nothing to drop in his place..
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lol the "first handshake, second handshake" stuff is for kids who are smaller than you. If the guy who started the topic is wanting to sell to younger kids than this works quite well. Once the kid is wised up to handshakes, only one is necessary. Oh and btw, i only got fucked over only once by the handshake thing, i was just starting in dealing and tried to sell to a group of 4 guys :shock: They took the quart, knocked me down and ran.

However, i got "huskier" :wink: and only dealt to one person at a time. Never got fucked after that... :D
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If u wanna start dealin watch it. My m8 started quite well started makin like £300 a week but then he got slack stared lettin random kiddies cum 2 his house 2 score and 1 day this kid turned up with 5 m8's nicked bout £200 2.5 oz of weed and 40's (quarter of bud), a bong and sum digi scales smacked him and left :( . he stopped after that.
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that had to suck ass
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that would suck lol
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Damn that guy got played. :?
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Herbal $tu wrote:I started at 15 big deal not done me no harm!
Hell, I started at 13 8)
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Kronix wrote:
Herbal $tu wrote:I started at 15 big deal not done me no harm!
Hell, I started at 13 8)
hehe funnily enough I was the real goody too shoes and the swot of the whole year when I was 13 at high school and I took the easy road to hell since then!
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Kronix wrote:
Herbal $tu wrote:I started at 15 big deal not done me no harm!
Hell, I started at 13 8)
Ya, I started at 13 too. loads of kids at my school did
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So you want to deal huh? Well I have some advice:
Starting equipment:
Postal Scale but a digi is better
plastic sandwich bags no seal
tupperwear with a damp sponge taped to the lid to keep the dank, dank

1. Roll in Grams
You make more money this way.
Example: 27 grams to an ounce
lets say an ounce costs you $150 for some good 30s (30 an eigth). Now one eigth is $30 and 3.5 grams. If you seel using grams it is $30 for 3grams ($10 a gram). This also allows for smaller increments to be bought so more people buy from you. This really does work b/c people with dealers cannot always come up with $30 for an eigth, but $10 should be easy. 1gram is about 2bowls in a good sized pipe. There is also a income differnce if you sell eigths then you recieve $240 after the ounce is all sold and if you smoked none. Your profit is about $90 and in my mind not worth it can't even get another ounce for that. However if you sell at $10 a gram then you recieve $270, if you did'nt smoke any. Profit of $130! Almost enough for another ounce. This is only if you charge $10 a gram, you may charge more depending on quality. Kid Bud should be around $20 a gram.

2. Smokin Green
This is a double edged sword b/c if you have it you tend to smoke it. So set aside a normal amount for your "personnel stash" and DO NOT smoke from you dealing stash, this can cut into profits drastically trust me. If you use grams as your measurement for dealing then when you smoke a gram it costs you money so be careful. I myself have personnely smoked over an ounce of my own shit in a day. And lost $75, Yeah I pay $75 an ounce for good 30s. I will explain how I do this next.

3. Buy in Bulk
I myself buy by the pound. Now while this is not good for beginers it works well for me. I go to college right now and it is impossible to saturate the market. So there is always a demand for ganja. But anyway buy no less than an ounce or two, easy enough to hide. Also NEVER EVER carry more than an ounce on you. Over an ounce is a felony and that is some seroius shit here in the states. But overall buying in bulk save you money and makes you money.

4. Cell Phone Code
If you do not have a Cell Phone get one. This is not wanted but needed for the current dealer today. Never say bud, ganja, weed, mary jane, or any of those over the phone when dealing. Speak in code, yeah I know it sounds paraniod and retarded but I have dealt for over 4yrs now and have seen some weird shit. So be on the safe side. Keep it simple use words like greenbacks, poker chips, anything will really work.

5. Reputation
Okay if you deal long enough some one will try and jack you. So hae some close friends that smoke with you for free most the time. And if you do get jacked hit em back. Having five guys roll your ass will teach anyone not to fuck with you and once you have this reputation most people will not fuck with you. It is also important to have a large amount of people to deal to. Role fat sacks for everyone and be on time. Offer to smoke a bowl with them when they buy from you, not all the time but occasionally. Smoke with them occasionally when they do not have bud. I call this making the rounds it also builds freindship and loyalty. Reward them for "introducing" new people to you.

6. Safety
Okay a couple things go without saying, stay away form crackheads and methheads. These people can get pysco and many of them role strapped. Never carry peice ever the quickest way to get shot is to pull out a gun. Besides you are a stoner and deal pot there not real drugs anyway. :wink: It is also important to remember you do not have to deal to people you do not want to deal to. Also at your age parents are probally a big concern have a good hiding place for your shit.

7. Be a Good Dealer
Do not rip people off, throw shit that is not weed in there stash, or over charge. Odds are you will not make a ton of money for a while but you will always have spending cash and smoke for free.

8. Know your Bud
A good dealer is a knowledgable dealer. Know your bud if it is good or bad, and above all do not lie about it. Also know who you get your bud from and make sure you trust them and they trust you. Do not be afraid to confront some one about Bud. If you are paying good money you deserve the truth.

Well that is all I can think of for now, hope it helps. Oh yeah I started at age 14 and have smoked almost every day since, I am now 19. I started dealing at 15 and since then have smoked for free. I may be the luckiest pothead alive. Now go push that sticky ichy and good luck. :wink:
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btw oz's come in 28's,make good custom do 1.3g if they want a gram , they will coem back to you, i would carry a weapon not a gun. i guess we dont have gun problems much in england, i wouldnt carry shit about with me unless its for a dropoff , dont let cusomers come to your house to buy, alwats carry a fone, and always have a guy you can refer to as a witness for you being at his house the night you have police on you, follow that and you will do fine
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Yeah dealing is actually real easy once you get used to it. Just be cautious and careful. I like the buddy idea, I will have to use it. Once again do not carry a gun unless you want to be shot.

Personnely I prefer non-sip plastic sandwich bags to suranwrap as wrap can lead to messes with your or someone elses bud. But that is me personnely.
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