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weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:19 pm

sorry that last post is mine i got logged out

Baybee · Post by **Baybee** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:37 am

Don't look suspicious. If you do They'll assume some thing right away. Just play it cool. Ive never been busted for possesion. But Cops don't really care here.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:22 am

You gotta act normal. Talk, but don't talk too much. Too much talking is a give away you're hiding something. Force yourself to engage in a normal conversation, to have a normal demeanor/ disposition. Force your eyes to move around, don't like just stare off into no where. When you're in a "Hot" situation, you should be able to force your body into this mode, when required. Mind you, it doesn't come easily at all to the new/occasinal smokers. It takes practice and experience. Be precise and consistent in your story. Make sure it is not some far fetched unrealistic movie like story you're telling them Cops are smarter than you think. You have to be good to deceive them.

Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay · Fri May 09, 2003 7:42 am

Fuck tha po

EasyB · Post by **EasyB** » Thu May 15, 2003 5:14 am

i rolled up a ciggy and i light it and i yelled FUCK THE POLICE at this cop car, they came around and was like Put That weed out son, i was like FUCK YOU.. and then he had me in hand cuffs and they riped open the joint and it was tabacco and i told them if they didnt let me go now that id counter sue there ass's for harrassment and no causes for arrest.. the bastard cop drove me around for like 20 mins sayin i was gonna go to jail so i pissed in the back of the seat.. when he went to get me out of the car he got it all over him.. i laffed at him and he told me to get the fuck home

Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay · Sun May 18, 2003 4:57 am

hahahahhaha, thats fuckin funny as fuck!

Nutted · Post by **Nutted** » Fri May 30, 2003 6:58 pm

thats going a bit 2 far aint it lol

GreenFinger · Post by **GreenFinger** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:59 am

thats bullshit and u kno it

Ellington · Post by **Ellington** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:24 pm

couldn't they arrest you for saying fuck you to the cop then..or for pissing in their backseat?

Tarential · Post by **Tarential** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:14 pm

EasyB wrote:dont say "im not smokin a bowl" and light it

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not even stoned but thats fucking hilarious! I can just imagine myself doing it, too. Not around a cop of course, but say around my gf or my mom.

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