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Toke,Get high, and smoke,All night with my snake and my friend Tate" 8)
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now that he's baked he relases his pet snake on the murderous hot dog, thus saving all of humanity
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Which was dead in the first place,except Mr. Bones and The WeedGuru Crew.
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So Mr. Bones looked at his itinerary, and saw that his next adventure was slated for Thursday night and he needed to fly to Belgium to meet with special agent Specta. Later that week in a smoky basement....
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Mr. Bones and special agent specta decided to concoct their own Blue Peter show (maybe UK only will get this?) but the cake the weed cake they had baked earlier had gone all wrong so the show had to be cancelled.
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He and Specta had to pack their most beautiful bongs and pipes along with their superman tighty whities and best of all 26,839,324 Ounces of the good old Mary Jane and left to...
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Cuba, where they could pursue their spy ops and perform communist anal implants in reletive undetection. But at the airport in Belgium, Specta broke down and could not step foot on the plane. "I can't leave her..." he blubbered and so Mr. Bones knew he had to take action.
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She was to meet Mr. Bones and Specta in Cuba, where she would guide them. Mr. Bones did NOT want to pass up this opportunity to..
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meet with Carlos and Jorge to deliver the 2004 software and to bring back his boss a "special package". It was a super important mission, one that would not be thwarted! He needed the businnessman's expertise in "special affairs" and was prepared to get him to Cuba, by force if necessary....
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.... realizing the "special package" was a dildo, and that the "special mission" would soon turn into a porno shoot, he decided to go to the nearest prostitute to get "back in shape."
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"Fuck this!", Agent Specta said, "this is more of a job for Special Agent TokeSmoke."
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then special agent tokesmoke called on his faithfull and trusty sidekick junior special agent headiesmaster for his assistance in the art of kung-fu.
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He need the special art of Kung-Fu for one reason only as the porno shoot was based loosely (very loosely) about a woman wanting to learn self-defence for on the street but she soon let her guard down leading too...
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Post by PnkRckElite420 »

a pit of sharks! she then got out a cell phone and made some arnold shwazenegger pranks!
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The prostitute lady got carried away making prank phone calls and she had forgotten she was in the pit of sharks. Mr. Bones cautiously decided to...
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