smoking tips

[new_smoker]

In hale to get high dude

[Venom]

Try smoking upside down.....

[Monkey Pig]

Big Rob's way is great to get wrecked faster than a normal smoke. We call it traffic lights and its great when sharing a joint with another person.

Take 3 tokes, hold in as much as you can and DO NOT exhale. Pass the spliff to your mate and he will do the same. When he passes the joint back to you, you can now finally blow out the smoke, and then repeat the process. Happy smoking

[Born of Fire]

Why not go more than 3?

[Funk Doctor]

try smoking DMT in a joint, that'll space you out rreaaaaaal good.

[Weedguru Higher]

you may already know about this one. if thats the case then i apologise. id suggest trying this on a spliff before trying it on a bong. make sure your spliff isnt too loose. of course u dun want it tight but if its too loose it'll mess things up. ok this is it:
take a small toke on the j and hold all the smoke back. do not exhale. then take another toke. remember the smoke from the first toke should still be inside you. then hold the second lot of smoke back then finally repeat the action one last time but for this one you wanna do the biggest pull on the spliff you can manage. then hold all 3 back as long as u can. ive found that closing ur eyes somehow helps to keep it inside.
im not saying this is gonna totally mash you up. its definately better than the standard way of smokin though.

I've always smoked that way. Is there another way?

[erikimstein]

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!!!!! WE ARE STONE...
WE HAVE BIG HEAD....
I AM FLYING....
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[Funk Doctor]

No youre not, youre just prtending youre stoned. I'mstoned right now and I can think ptretty straight.

[Born of Fire]

No youre not, youre just prtending youre stoned. I'mstoned right now and I can think ptretty straight.

I can type perfectly when I'm stoned, like now, and I only stuff up when I'm really high

[AKA]

okay, if you've got alot of weed but havent had good highs recently, here are some tips...
1. do it standing up, you elongate your body making more room in your lungs, the bigger the lungs, the more THC you can hold, the better the hit!
2. when holding a hit, take another, and another, then you build it up.
3. i don't know what a bag bong is, but a gravity bong is simple and you get a headrush sitting down!!!
keep on tokin'!

[theskunk]

try using a bong without water, it uses the process of a vacuum so not a lot of air gets in to ur lungs, just smoke, a fantastic way of gettin high. its called a zoom-tube as long as ya have ur finger over the carb hole, then u get pure smoke.