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I have a trampoline in my back garden and i don't care what you say, it's shit hot when your stoned! The feeling of flying through the air is well nice. But Higher, your fucking right, landing is the problem! That an you get absolutely knackered in about two minutes.

Going on it pissed is not a great i dea though. I once jumped backwards, landed on my back, did a full flip, off the trampoline and landed on my head. Ouch

Ok, i take that back. I got on the damn thing today, stoned off my face and thought it would be a good idea to learn how to backflip. First time i landed on my head, next on my face, then the face again, and again (face about 20 times) then my knees then i flipped right over and landed on my toe, jarring my knee in the process. I'm in all kinds of pain right now

ya know whats really fun? getting a bunch of soap and putting it all over the trampoline, then spraying it with the hose.. it makes it really slippery/fun.

Bleeding Impulse wrote:ya know whats really fun? getting a bunch of soap and putting it all over the trampoline, then spraying it with the hose.. it makes it really slippery/fun.

Sounds deadly

I've smoked on a trampoline. One kid tried jumping off and flew over the fence onto his face in the neighbors backyard.

That's why you get that net thingo that goes all around it. It's like 15 feet high, so no one's bouncing out.

Sweet, I've never heard of that.

Too bad it wouldn't stop you from twisting your ankle on the a spring, or the frame....

I remember once i got my leg stuck between the springs, that really fucking hurt. And another time i did a full flip and landed thumb first, dislocating it in the process. Maybe trampolines aren't for the accident prone or drunks, and especially not accident prone drunks.

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:I remember once i got my leg stuck between the springs, that really fucking hurt. And another time i did a full flip and landed thumb first, dislocating it in the process. Maybe trampolines aren't for the accident prone or drunks, and especially not accident prone drunks.

I think i remember reading something about that on here. Maybe not though.

A_Fire_Inside wrote:

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:I remember once i got my leg stuck between the springs, that really fucking hurt. And another time i did a full flip and landed thumb first, dislocating it in the process. Maybe trampolines aren't for the accident prone or drunks, and especially not accident prone drunks.

I think i remember reading something about that on here. Maybe not though.

Yeah, it was in the war stories thread, the one about my last night in Tenerife where i fucked myself over pretty badly in a number of different ways.

Sigh... you must have some ghetto trampolines.

My cousin's (the one I use) has the 15 foot net, padded poles, and all the springs are completely covered with some rubbery shit, so nothing can happen to you in there.

I get baked and go jump with her; she's seven, but almost as tall as me. The most dangerous thing on that trampoline is her...

My friend was jumping while stoning at the same time and dropped his pipe....and we all loved that pipe.

Tweek_1984 wrote:I'd imagine it to be absolutely amazing. flying in the air or whatever.

yeah same,i am going to try it out some time in the summer as my mate has a BIG trampoline in his back garden! CANT WAIT!!!

WRONG trampolining kicks asss!!!

this thread should be moved to things you SHOULD do when your high, jumping on a trampoline while your high is so fucking awesome! you feel like your on the moon or something and it feels like you hang in the air for ever