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Most of the time I smoke in my van (yes, van, fuck you). I love my little mini pipe, but the best fucking thing I've ever bought was a vaporizer pipe because I can smoke fucking anywhere and not get caught due to the smell/smoke.

I made a playlist on my iTunes/iPod and usually start that up, or I'll watch a movie if I can be home alone to smoke. I hate smoking around non-smokers, fucking buzzkill. I love wandering walmart though.

bobissmall1 wrote:Most of the time I smoke in my van (yes, van, fuck you).

No fuck you; you have a van, and vans are cool. And that's why.

Walmart is certainly an interesting place to wander around. I like the free stuff they give out

vans are the coolest. my buddy drove one back in high school and we loaded it up with 6-8 people and heavily bonged it out every day, it was awesome. +1 karma for vanin' it up

i concur with the awesomeness of vans

Lol, I forgot for a second I wasn't talking to a**holes. Yeah, I love smoking in my van. THe best thing I ever did in there was get really high, get a bucket of chalk, and draw on the inside of my van for like an hour. I ended up drawing a transmission tower fighting godzilla in a movie theater parking lot, and wrote a bunch of lyrics that I love on the inside of the trunk door so you can only read it when you look in the rearview mirror.

The lyrics were from "Parabola" by Tool

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone chalkin up the inside of their van before... but it sounds cool.

parabola is definitely a kickass song.

My one friend used to have a table that everyone would write/draw on.

I think there were quite a bit of tool lyrics on that table too.

i saw tool in concert....

anytime i see a surface that im allowed to write or draw on im all over it.
my name is on tons of shite

Yeah, I had never heard of chalking the inside of a van either, but hey, there it is.

Have you ever been to Gino's in Chicago (I'm gonna guess not, but you should)? It's a Pizza restaurant where you go in and write anything you want on any surface. It's pretty cool. They even allow carving.

I had a friend who had a beerpong table we would autograph, but this was when I was just smoking casually, so I didn't have too many fun ideas for it. I thought a goofy smiley face was clever. Looking back now I was pretty lame.

Another ritual I love is getting really baked and going into this small music shop with a bunch of old records and shit, they also have some cool handmade bongs and a customizable pipe area. This in an area where weed is illegal. They technically can't sell any of it to you if you indicate you will use it for weed, but still, cool place, cool people, really good music.

My latest stoner rituals:

1. Plant self in front of big screen TV
2. Load up pipe
3. Take a nice long slow h-..wait oh shit I was using this pipe for DMT earlier shit shit shit
4.

ikku!

^^ I second that! IKKU! Ikku? Is that really you? Or is your alternate state posting from somewhere beyond this universe?

Thanks to your post, I have a new desktop wallpaper! Ooooh, trippy!

fantastic post!!!

lol wb ikku

i set up music
clean the room around me
clean the bowl
Smoke
brush my teeth.

Ikku wrote:My latest stoner rituals:

1. Plant self in front of big screen TV
2. Load up pipe
3. Take a nice long slow h-..wait oh shit I was using this pipe for DMT earlier shit shit shit
4. http://www.whoaorno.com/images/43.jpg

hahaha. I know how that goes. So you finally got around to making it, then? Or did you find some?
Good to hear from you man

was it the burning plasticy taste that reminded you of the dmt just before the epic exhale?