Sometimes i hate technology!

[weedguru_animal]

Next time you return to the apple store..take along an axe, mate, an when they can't help, say 'no worries, darls!' then proceed to smash your ipod into little pieces with the axe, whilst screaming 'you fucking ipod Kunt'...then...politely request help again. Or call me for legal assistance when the cops turn up and tazer your balls...

[Weedguru Higher]

Last year I bought something from someone about a 2 hours drive away from my place. So I programmed the GPS and drove off. It lead me to the outskirts of an Indian reservation, in the middle of nowhere pretty much. Just country dirt roads, and scattered farms.After driving down long , winding roads for what seemed like ages , it told me to turn right and my destination was 2 km away. I turned right, and then realized the road was getting skinnier and skinnier..I was like, no this can't be right, so I turned around and went back to the last intersection . But the GPS was screaming at me to turn back around. So I was like what the hell and I turned back in the direction the GPS pointed. The skinny road turned into a road that looked pretty much like this



and then I noticed this sign





My friend was fucking dying with laughter. We stopped and took a picture of the car and him beside the sign. Haha, too bad I can't find it

We had to turn back and stop at someone's house to ask for directions. We explained what happened and the old lady laughed and said oh, that used to be a road until about 5 years ago...


Goddamn GPS technology!!!

[wgToonces]

Next time you return to the apple store..take along an axe, mate, an when they can't help, say 'no worries, darls!' then proceed to smash your ipod into little pieces with the axe, whilst screaming 'you fucking ipod Kunt'...then...politely request help again. Or call me for legal assistance when the cops turn up and tazer your balls...

Hahaha! The weird thing is...I have actually done that... Only kidding, but I used to spell cunt exactly like that with a K instead of a C.


And Higher that's pretty balls, I don't know what that sign means though.

[Weedguru Higher]

Next time you return to the apple store..take along an axe, mate, an when they can't help, say 'no worries, darls!' then proceed to smash your ipod into little pieces with the axe, whilst screaming 'you fucking ipod Kunt'...then...politely request help again. Or call me for legal assistance when the cops turn up and tazer your balls...

And Higher that's pretty balls, I don't know what that sign means though.

It marks a four-wheeler (ATV) trail

[(weedguru)scarf]

i havent had too many technological issues lately... touch wood.

[andriaSRH]

i havent had too many technological issues lately... touch wood.

Hahaha..

Isn't it knock on wood? Touch wood sounds suggestive.

[SpRi7e]

yeah I've alwaysss heard it knock on wood

[weedguru_animal]

in english...'touch wood' is fine. Perhaps because we are less inclined towards incorporating the schoolyard into our diction.

[(weedguru)scarf]

^^^^ hahaaha... yeah i dunno... i have always said touch wood... but have heard of knock on wood

[wgToonces]

Touch over here.

[crackrjak]

touch wood sounds dirty... knock on wood doesn't i pick knock on wood.

[pkkupo]

lol Really? touch wood? May as well say "grasp penis"...jk. I love to hear how we have similar sayings around the world with little goofy variations...It's cute.

[Weedguru Higher]

Haha, knock on wood here.

Touch wood is touch your hard cock lol

[weedguru_animal]

I guess its simply, a phrase been used very differently in different countries...which I must accept, begrudginly...like a lady here in australiacalling a man a 'spunk'...would seem very weird to english people, as they would interpret 'spunk' to miean their cum. SO its akin to saying 'hey sperm!'....

[Weedguru Higher]

Spunk here means courage