Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:18 am
Mother fucking useless piece of fucking shit mother fucker ass fucking hole
I have no money to go eat.
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:48 am
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:53 am
That's the short version.t3h_shitz wrote:http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/the_word_fuck.php
Short and sweet, and much less reading.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:56 am
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:00 am
fuck man, i canot fucking belive this shit! this is the fucking horseshit I was fucking looking for, i fucking lovesaying fucking swear-words, holy-ass-fucking-christ! i fucking love to swear, fuck.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:59 am
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
[Phillip:] Suck my balls!
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
[Phillip:] Suck my balls!
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:01 am
fuck that
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:52 am
my virgin ears..
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:59 am
No more white weddings biatch.JokersAce wrote:my virgin ears..
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:16 am
More like your virgin eyes 
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:00 am
Funk Doc, thanks for the full version of that... fuckin funny, eh?
Laughed my fuckin ass of forrr sho
Laughed my fuckin ass of forrr sho
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:04 pm
fuckin dr said my fuckin arm wasnt fucking healed enough for me to fucking play in the fucking finals... fuck fuck fuck
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:28 pm
actually its, "fuck fuck, mothermother fuck-fuck"SystemOfAUp wrote:"Fuck fuck fuck fuck motherfuck mothe-fuck noise noise noise one two one two three four smokin weed smokin dope drinkin beers rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts! rolling blunts and smokin.."
Fuck is the fuckin best word in the fuckin vocabulary, fuck dont you all fuckin agree? Damnit im gonna fuckin go smoke a damn blunt, happy fuckin tokin!
but yeah.. i was gunna do that you bastard 
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:39 pm
A short freakin' history of swearing
Sean Ewington, The Ontarion
In the heat of anger, it seems, we need to express ourselves in an inappropriate way just to show the world how pissed off we are. People also swear to shock others, or because they can't come up with anything to say.
Today, if someone swears inappropriately in a public situation, they might lose the respect of others. However, in the fourteenth century, swearing in public could result in severe physical punishment. Back then, swearing revolved around religion and taking the Lord's name in vain was a serious crime. Swearing was blasphemy, and people were punished for it.
"After a fine for a first offence, repeat offenders could be subjected to various forms of corporal punishment: iron collar, stocks, tongue or lip piercing, and often death at the stake, plus quartering of the body for good measure in extreme cases," says Professor Alain Thomas of the University of Guelph's Department of Languages and Literatures.
In addition to discipline dealt out by local authorities, there was also the matter of divine retribution. Priests told villagers that swearing was the cause of deaths that occurred in the village.
To avoid punishment dealt out by a higher power, people created euphemisms like "gosh" and "darn."
"Euphemisms are used to soften the blow and to be on the safe side, just in case God is listening," says Thomas. Euphemisms are often nonsense words. They exist only to replace real swear words. Once the church began to lose power during the last century, using God's name in vain didn't matter as much. Over the course of the last century, we have moved towards using words related to the body and sex rather than religion as swear words.
As society became more egalitarian, we became more free to express ourselves.
With their increased use in radio, television, movies, magazines, and the newspaper, certain swear words become more acceptable. But once a swear word becomes cliché, it needs to be combined with something else surprising in order to retain its severity.
For example, combining a swear word with incest (mother-f-er) suddenly creates a delightful new swear word. However, even with increased use, these words still retain some sense of taboo.
"As long as there are doors on toilets, and as long as sex is essentially a private matter, there will be taboo words surrounding these things," says Thomas.
Removing doors from toilets is likely some time away.
If society becomes a place where there are no doors on toilets and sex is no longer a private matter, swearing will just be based on something else, something that is still taboo.
Sean Ewington, The Ontarion
In the heat of anger, it seems, we need to express ourselves in an inappropriate way just to show the world how pissed off we are. People also swear to shock others, or because they can't come up with anything to say.
Today, if someone swears inappropriately in a public situation, they might lose the respect of others. However, in the fourteenth century, swearing in public could result in severe physical punishment. Back then, swearing revolved around religion and taking the Lord's name in vain was a serious crime. Swearing was blasphemy, and people were punished for it.
"After a fine for a first offence, repeat offenders could be subjected to various forms of corporal punishment: iron collar, stocks, tongue or lip piercing, and often death at the stake, plus quartering of the body for good measure in extreme cases," says Professor Alain Thomas of the University of Guelph's Department of Languages and Literatures.
In addition to discipline dealt out by local authorities, there was also the matter of divine retribution. Priests told villagers that swearing was the cause of deaths that occurred in the village.
To avoid punishment dealt out by a higher power, people created euphemisms like "gosh" and "darn."
"Euphemisms are used to soften the blow and to be on the safe side, just in case God is listening," says Thomas. Euphemisms are often nonsense words. They exist only to replace real swear words. Once the church began to lose power during the last century, using God's name in vain didn't matter as much. Over the course of the last century, we have moved towards using words related to the body and sex rather than religion as swear words.
As society became more egalitarian, we became more free to express ourselves.
With their increased use in radio, television, movies, magazines, and the newspaper, certain swear words become more acceptable. But once a swear word becomes cliché, it needs to be combined with something else surprising in order to retain its severity.
For example, combining a swear word with incest (mother-f-er) suddenly creates a delightful new swear word. However, even with increased use, these words still retain some sense of taboo.
"As long as there are doors on toilets, and as long as sex is essentially a private matter, there will be taboo words surrounding these things," says Thomas.
Removing doors from toilets is likely some time away.
If society becomes a place where there are no doors on toilets and sex is no longer a private matter, swearing will just be based on something else, something that is still taboo.
Re: I swear too much.
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:59 am
Well hot diggity damn, ball sweat and toe jam.