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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:33 am
by Jay212
I cant fuckin believe its the long weekend and i actually got plans to be drunk for all 3 nights of it!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:48 am
by TmD
I cant believe I threw a beer bottle out of my friends pick up drunk as fuck and got arrested for drunk in public.
or
I cant believe I fuck this tight ass Asian chick drunk as fuck and let friends walk in on me and watch as if it was a live porno. I didnt feel like stopping so yeah
or the best
I cant believe I took a 4 footer glass on glass bong rip with 4 feet of ice milk it and take the entire thing in, blow out and not cough (i got mad kudos from everyone and the guy still gaging on his hit lol)
just a couple =]
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:57 am
by Mate
SaSsyCat wrote:imagine... wrote:Bunny420 wrote:i cant belive i just fucked that chick.
it happened to me
NEVER happen't to me
well
when i got my 100% on my
finals french ministry exam i was like
wow, i just can't believe that.
My new objective on thez forumz is to help you get you laid by the end of the year. (Let's try to make it the school year aiight)
Getting high and getting it on is my greatest pleasure in life, and I like you, so we need to help you get some love too.
WG SEXY BOOTCAMP IS ON WOOT!!!
oh, really ?
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:24 pm
by godlike.ipot
I cant believe im out of skunk!! its a sad time
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:06 pm
by 4*20
well obviously not with me, but I'll try to let you visit the female mind the best I can so you can decode and adapt to situations ; make the best out of it.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:51 pm
by MatteN
hahaha sassycat is a way nice chick tryin to get u some lovin
i just suggest smiling and bein confident and try to show her a good time where she can just chill and be relaxed with u.
but anyways back to the main topic!
I can't believe we just smoked 4 blunts...let's take a quick break and enjoy this
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:57 pm
by SpRi7e
I can't believe I pulled down my pants to itch my nuts and my mom walked down... (I was still in my boxers with my hands in them, I wonder what she thought)
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:16 pm
by Kjm420
I cant beleive I just bought an ounce of mid/dank for 80 bucks.. and then turned around and sold half of it for 25 an eighth!
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:32 am
by Certified-Nutter
mines more of whats been sed to me, than what i have actualy thought to myself...
my faverote was last year during the exams 'dan i cant believe you drove to the the exam drunk and ur smoking a pipe before your going in!!' (for those of you wondering, yes, i failed all of those exams... luckily my previous year was enough to pull me thru, haha)
or
'dan i cant believe you made a bong which you cant reach the top of!' (after finding a ladder we realised it was useless as it collapsed on itself when u pulled... made souly of plastic bottles, lol)
infact i have heard 'dan i cannot believe you...' a few times, oh well, its all fun in the end.
as for girls, i just say have fun, be urself, ur bound to find someone who appreciated u for who ye are (tho this has yet to work for me)
but its better than pretending to be summat ye not n finding someone who appreciated u for what ur not (if u get what i am saying)
anyway, i have baffled on for long enough, take care all
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:00 am
by Smokew33d
standing in line at napa auto parts... i was looking for a reciept and pulled out a bag of weed instead of the reciept. Clerk laughed and the 5-6ppl behind me smiled. I was embarassed lol, but i couldn't believe i actually did that.
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:03 am
by Certified-Nutter
haha, that reminds me of when i was going to see audioslave live (for those of you who dont know, i usualy always carry a knife on me, on my belt like)
well, since i carry one so often, i dont really notice that i have one... i got tackled by 4 guards/bouncers, whateva u call concert security ppl.
urch really shudda thought bout it, just didnt occur to me... luckily they let me in (i did havta put the knife in storage tho, haha)
but oh well 'cant believe i was so stupid to forget to take my knife out' haha
also, i lost my weed when they tackled me, the bastards!!! it was so hard to try n hide that n they ruined it!
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:16 am
by SpRi7e
I can't believe i turned down weed today twice because i didn't feel like walking a mile :-\
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:12 am
by cdc
i got 1 that tops them all
waking up next to my mates girlfriend thinking "i cant believe i just did that"
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:15 am
by SomeONE?
i cant believe i just threw up all over my hands and rubbed it all in my face and hair..
that really happened but i dont really remember it too well lol
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:01 am
by SpRi7e
lol why would you even do that?
were you really drunk or something?