Does weed make you smarter?

[-Cracker-]

i smoke almost everyday before school and i have all b's.. except in math i have like a 40% f but ive always sucked at math. i dont know about making you smarter but it dosent hurt much as long as you can control it

[blazedsubaru]

See when I go to class sober my eyes go fuzzy when the teacher talks and I swear the teacher sounds like the one from Charlie Brown ("Mua mwha, wa!") and it just bounces off my face. Sometimes I fall asleep.

When I am baked my mind wraps around every single thing said. The words enter me head, stir around my brain, then drop down into my soul. Looking at words and math problems my eyes wander from every letter and symbol, taking in every little thing, knowing exactly what is on the page and why it is there. When I am sober the words make no sense and I don't know why the English language is formulated the way it is.

Wow, does that make me a stoner?