Weird common cold remedies

birdie · Post by **birdie** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:43 am

Drink lots of water, and eat lots of soup. Smoke a j and fall asleep, should make ya feel a little better.

MagPotSteve · Post by **MagPotSteve** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:48 am

Ummm yeah OJ is good. But I DO have some advice on HOW to get yourself sick. What I usually do is take multi vitamins for 2 days. Then just stop completely and eventually your body will be playing catch up which lets alot of viruses in your body.
*Note* I don't have proof that it'll work for everyone but it sure as hell works for me.

But then again, who the fuck would volunteer to get sick in the first place?!
Take a lift up so high.

stnoed · Post by **stnoed** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:02 am

stuffy nose- saline solution nose spray, heat up water so it steams and put ur face over the steam with a towel over your head to trap the steam in ur face. dont make it too hot but the steam will loosen up the mucous.

sore throat- listerene and warm salt water (rinse with both do NOT swallow either) throat lozenges (sucking candies, medicated kind. vicks has a brand i think)

headache- smoke pot

stomach ache- warm coke/warm ginger ale, smoke pot. milk sometimes helps if its like an ulcer.

smoking pot helps everything. ive used weed for everything from rolled ankles to dry heat burns to the flu

edit: oj is good for everything because it is packed full of vitamins. if the oj hurts your sore throat, ur a pussy. you need its vitamins so just tuff it out.

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:22 am

Time, how about that?

Everybodies so focused on meds and voodoo herbs that they don't realize that the only real cure is time?

Jim777 · Post by **Jim777** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:41 am

i been smoking daily for 2 and half year
and i havent been sick since....

its fucking crazy cuz i used to go to the doctor 3-4 times every year before

dr.Spock · Post by **dr.Spock** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:20 am

i smoke mass amounts of weed and eat+drink vast amounts of munchies to keep the doctor away

Glynis1979 · Post by **Glynis1979** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:13 pm

i think i got a sinus infection from smoking too much, can that even happen?

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:17 pm

^yes it can, just like smokers are more vulnerable to throat infections and stuff as well.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:40 pm

President Beavis wrote:Time, how about that?

Everybodies so focused on meds and voodoo herbs that they don't realize that the only real cure is time?

thank god you're not my GP.

DSP · Post by **DSP** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:16 pm

Maby its jus me but Emergen-C or Airborn + Chicken noodle soup works good, those things have a ridiculous amount of vitamin-c and other good shit in em.

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