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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:33 pm
by Dakine
pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure
surely there must be a nice bush.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:20 am
by pirate
Dakine wrote:
pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure
surely there must be a nice bush.
not if you're on an interstate bus in India.. :wink:

or in a crowded bazaar where the only loo is knee deep in shitty water

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:32 am
by MagPotSteve
buttermilk wrote:
birdie wrote:cigs have caffeine in them? i didnt know that..
Learn new things every day eh?
Haha same thing I was thinking. I hate it when your working or in school and you start to want to shit, but you can't cause either the bathrooms are too dirty or you'd just rather wait till you get home. But the number one thing I hate is having to literally stop for a couple of minutes until your stomach sorta pushes the crap back up (Too much information?).
I've finally made the connection that drinking energy drinks(caffeine ridden drink) is the cause of my "shitty" problem.
Thanks alot for the info, and uhhh yeah I never really get the same reaction when I smoke enough cigs a day. Good luck with that...somehow...

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:45 am
by Psyclone
Must be the menthol then...(I smoke Newports, forgive me, but I grew up in Brooklyn.) lol

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:38 pm
by Rory
pirate wrote:
Dakine wrote:
pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure
surely there must be a nice bush.
not if you're on an interstate bus in India.. :wink:

or in a crowded bazaar where the only loo is knee deep in shitty water
Sounds like an amazing country :roll:

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:35 pm
by SpRi7e
weed-meen wrote:Haha.. so true... I allways hate that when i smoke acually anything I have the immediate reaction that i need to go pooppy...!! I hate it.. but pooping high is better ! :D ahahah

P.S 1 of natural "high's" are when you need to Poop, you hold it back, but in the same time push, and then completely swallow it back inside you're passage ! and wow that feals like LSD!! ;) :D:D:D hahahahah
aint that the truth :D

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:26 pm
by MatteN
quit playing around with ur shit and just take a shit u goofy asshole lol.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:22 pm
by Dakine
pirate wrote:
Dakine wrote:
pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure
surely there must be a nice bush.
not if you're on an interstate bus in India.. :wink:

or in a crowded bazaar where the only loo is knee deep in shitty water
haha fairynuff. i've watched enough michael palin discovery channel shit (that makes me sound like such a cultureless fag) to know vaguley what indian public transport is like....

In other nicotine/faeces development, i've noticed i get this problem far less with own rolled cigs.