What blew for you today?

[Jim777]

i just went to the annual car show and for some reasons bums were wierd today, i got out of the subway with 2 of my friends and while going up the stairs to go outside some black bum asked like 20 times if he could buy my friend's candies for 50cents so after a minute my friend felt harrassed and yelled at him " FUCK YOU GET A JOB I PAYED FOR THOSE FUCKING CANDYS THAT I WORKED FOR YOU FUCKING BUM" i kinda felt bad for the guy but u know i wasnt gonna say something so the black dude left and then 5mins later this bum started talkin to us and walkin with us sayin he used to play hockey in jail and that it would be fun if we'd make an ice to play hockey on the streets, then he just went to a tim horton ... that was one random dude he was cool but still i got appoached maybe 10 times by bums and 2 times in a night is not something that usally happens

SO ANYWAYS right now my friends are at home we baked and they grinding more weed so i just typed this hole text...

[MatteN]

my moms a complete bitch and very stupid

[President Beavis]

I had to take a long walk through the cold today, been up for 36 hours straight, have due dates on school assignments today blah blah blah. Nothing that serious.

[weedguru tom]

i just went to the annual car show and for some reasons bums were wierd today, i got out of the subway with 2 of my friends and while going up the stairs to go outside some black bum asked like 20 times if he could buy my friend's candies for 50cents so after a minute my friend felt harrassed and yelled at him " FUCK YOU GET A JOB I PAYED FOR THOSE FUCKING CANDYS THAT I WORKED FOR YOU FUCKING BUM" i kinda felt bad for the guy but u know i wasnt gonna say something so the black dude left and then 5mins later this bum started talkin to us and walkin with us sayin he used to play hockey in jail and that it would be fun if we'd make an ice to play hockey on the streets, then he just went to a tim horton ... that was one random dude he was cool but still i got appoached maybe 10 times by bums and 2 times in a night is not something that usally happens

SO ANYWAYS right now my friends are at home we baked and they grinding more weed so i just typed this hole text...

make sure they not undercover

[Dakine]

This chick who i've liked for ages gave me a blowjob earlier, then proceeds to explain to me that she doesn't like me ''in that way'' what the fuck?

[weedguru tom]

and your upset because ?

[FIRE!!!]

That was what I was thinking but decided to avoid the risk of sounding like an asshole by not saying anything

[Dakine]

Because this chicks got really nice tits and i want her in bed. A blowjob just doesnt satisfy these days. sorry if i'm being a bit vulgar, i'm just saying it how i'm currently thinking it in my semi intocxicated state

[weedguru+chrisisonfire]

ROFFLES

i know how you feel man, ive had that exact situation happen before...sucks.

[weedguru tom]

bet she makes a kickass freind

[Dakine]

Well if being friends with her means free blowjobs....

[weedguru tom]

spot on man

[Dakine]

That didnt actually blow for me at all then. wow, promiscuity prevails.

[SpRi7e]

Today is my last day of being grounded....it sucks that it has to be on a Friday when theres a party at my friends house tonight.

[buttermilk]

Got a three hour detention today for walkin' into my biology class and sayin' "What's up dog?" to my teacher. I argued the shit outta one of the minor principals but he just kept on sayin' "It's disrespect" except with different words...