Healthy Munchies

[President Beavis]

Smoke a few bowls. Then.....

A double Big Mac meal supersized, no two. With a smartie McFlurry. Then I go to KFC and get a bucket of greasy, delicious fried chicken with a spicy big crunch burger on the side. After slopping that down I go to Crispy Creme and order a dozen, delicious donuts. By this time I'm pretty thirsty so I go to the grocery store and pick up both a 2L bottle of coke and 2 cans of cocaine energy drink, drink it all, mmmm.

At this point I smoke a few more bowls and hit up taco bell for their chicken quesadillas and maybe 6 or 12 of those wonderful, juicy and dripping tacos they serve.

And that's about as healthy as I can manage when I get the munchies.

[cutthecashflow]

Smoke a few bowls. Then.....

A double Big Mac meal supersized, no two. With a smartie McFlurry. Then I go to KFC and get a bucket of greasy, delicious fried chicken with a spicy big crunch burger on the side. After slopping that down I go to Crispy Creme and order a dozen, delicious donuts. By this time I'm pretty thirsty so I go to the grocery store and pick up both a 2L bottle of coke and 2 cans of cocaine energy drink, drink it all, mmmm.

At this point I smoke a few more bowls and hit up taco bell for their chicken quesadillas and maybe 6 or 12 of those wonderful, juicy and dripping tacos they serve.

And that's about as healthy as I can manage when I get the munchies.

Very relevant...

Stoned #1
Ingreidents
-Two pieces of wheat, seven grain, or twelve grain bread.
-Freshly sliced tomatoes
-Stoneground mustard
-Hot Shot! (Black and Red Pepper, for conveinence buy combined)

-Spread mustard as desired on the bread
-Place desired amounts of tomatoes on the bread
-Sprinkle on some Hot Shot.
-Put bread together
-Enjoy!

[President Beavis]

Srry man I've just had this huge craving for grease the last couple months.

Celery dipped in all kinds of salad dressings is good.
Toasted bagels with cream cheese is GOOD.

EDIT: Spanish omelette!!!

Eggs, start cooking on stove.
When half cooked throw on a bunch of grated cheese and salsa.
Finish cooking.

When finished, add tobasco. Salt and pepper to taste.

Might wanna take the finished product and put it on toast, never tried it just popped in my head.