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the power of iron lungs would be pretty nice

never coughing your lungs out every morning!!!!!

x ray vision ftw! But seriousally i would say telekenisis. You could sit in your room pick up ur pipe and weed with ur mind, pack the weed with ur mind and then get the lighter and light it up. i can imagine having the pipe hovering 1m infront of me and using my telekenisis to channel the smoke into my mouth. just sit their thinking about smoking and it would happen...

dankstankfdc wrote:see i've been contomplating time manipulation. think about it u could do anything.

and p.s. i just smoked 5 bowls of some premium shit.

Even better for when you can't get rid of that morning wood. Freeze time, drop a girl's pants, proceed to rid yourself of woodedness.

the ability to turn anything into wood, or better yet, weed.

Teleportation. I would love to teleport anywhere I want as easily as I want. I can go chill with some friends in my area, take my wifey shoppin to some fancy place in some foreign country (France, Japan, etc), smoke up some weed of the finest quality in Amsterdam, and then chill back at home and let the rest of the day fly by. That'd be the life.

i like that one. teleportation is good. how about like pyrokenesis though. the bility to control fire. that would be sweet! and practical no more searching for that ever elusive lighter whenu need a quick toke.

cdc wrote:x ray vision ftw! But seriousally i would say telekenisis. You could sit in your room pick up ur pipe and weed with ur mind, pack the weed with ur mind and then get the lighter and light it up. i can imagine having the pipe hovering 1m infront of me and using my telekenisis to channel the smoke into my mouth. just sit their thinking about smoking and it would happen...

yeah when you are stoned and want to reload you forget what your doing and everything is just floating up in the air hahahaha