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well today.....about half an hour ago
my mom says shes gonna make my bed
so i go downstairs cuz im hungry
about 5 minutes later she yells for me to "get up here right now!!"
either she found the joint that i hid in my bedside droor or she found the 2 ounces of pretty good shit that i got for 200 canadian dollars
it WAS my first ever time grabbing that much
i loved it. i could smoke whenever i felt. no times without weed for a while
well when i get in the room i see her holding the bag
i thought my hiding place was alright...schools out so i figured i might as well hide it in my backpack in my closet...i thought my mom would have no reason to check it...well i was wrong...she was either snooping or checking to see if i needed a new bag
in the end we had a pretty big talk
she wasnt that pissed, but seemed quite disapointed, i assured her i wasnt a dealer, that i was smart about not gettin booked by cops (cuz i am) and that i wasnt smokin every day. i had to shed some light on the situation. i had already smoked about a half ounce and made 60 bucks so she found about 36 grams. if u do math i essentially had a half ounce for 140 bucks while losing 36 grams. i didnt get grounded, shes actually understanding that ive actually been a good kid lately and that the only bad thing i do is smoke weed and she wouldnt tell my dad
she assured me tho that i wouldnt be getting it back
she took it downstairs and i started planning how i was gonna steal some of it back. i was hoping it would leave her sight at some point while i waited at the top of the stairs. in the end tho i herd the noise of a plastic bag for a few seconds and then herd the toilet flush. if a tear shed down my cheek id still be man. i listened as my stash slowly flushed away
if sum1 fucks with me tonite, im cracking skulls

shit i remember when i JUST bought 3 ounces of wicked kush and a half ounce of hash. Sittin in the park and i took one toke of the hash and the cops roll on up. Mother fuckers, took all my weed. It filled 3 evidence baggies.

Srry 2 hear that grey,don`t stop smoking just be more careful,stay strong bro the smoke of the weed will guide you

I got court tomarrow... wish me luck

Wish u the best man,keep us informed,good luck

I got court in a month.

sorry, forgot to update. I got cleared with only a curfew violation, as for my other friends, they got all sorts for shit. One of em got 40 hrs. of community service, $420 in fines (coincidence? ) and probation for 6 months whilst doing 4 piss-test . Only 16 hrs for me

Cool man,good 2 hear u didn`t got 2 much shit,court is a mothafuck when i lived in DC,i had also court 4 some other shit,made me clean up some places in my neighborhood,but it worked out better 4 me cause i was cleaning the area where i lived so a lot of people appreciated it,anyways good 2 hear that Daqronic,dulle when`s ur court date,should also keep us informed good luck also man

Me and 5 other guys were sitting in the bushes yesterday smoking at the place where I wakeboard and a park rangere drives by the bushes. He doesn't even see us at first but 4 of my other friends run their asses off. I'm guessing he sees us out of the corner of his eye because all of a sudden I hear him slam on the brakes and throw the car into reverse. Me and my other friend that hadn't run at first run our ass off. Behind where we were sitting there's this wall that leads into the shopping plaza. Four of them hop the wall and me and my other friend start running along the wall and hop the first fence we see. We hear the park ranger's truck on the other side of the wall and he looks over the wall and sees us all running. About five minutes later we see three cops pull into the plaza, and we're scared shitless. They walk right into where we're sitting and doeesn't even see us. Theye have pictures of us and everything. So about an hour later we go back to where I wakeboard and there eare ecops there looking for us. We haul ass back to the plaza and about half an hour later we come back and we were safe. Thank god. But the owner of the wakeboarding place let us off easy because he knew it was us and didn't tell the cops. There was a team rider with us and he didn't even do anything to him. I love the owner now.

shit man that was a close call

well it was the middle of summer and me and my mate were in my car at the beach doing buckies.(gravity bongs). it was really sunny so we parked right on the bush line in the shade. After drawing half a 50bag i turn around to the side cause i saw something in the corner of my eye and a piggy pulls up beside us. Needless to say i nearly shat my pants. i looked at him and then he looked at his partner and they looked at me again then left. I dont know why they make us get out, i had a cone sitting on my knee my tin open on dash and the whole car and prolly the surrounding area smelt like weed lol.

i think god was looking over me that day.

I used to never get busted when I first started smoking weed cause my friends would always be the ones with the weed, but after hallowe'en 2005 I got busted on a regular basis . I know this is for new busts but bear with me. anyhow on hallowe'en I decide to take home a bag of weed with like almost a gram of weed and 2 roaches, the pipe we used to smoke and my hallowe'en costume (hippy) which smelled like weed. Anyhow, I got home and my mom comes up the stairs and asks to see the candy I got, but unfortunately we didnt get any candy so I told her I ate it all and naturally she gives me the are-you-lying-or-stoned look and checks through my bag pretending to be looking for her favorite candy incase I missed one (grr I hate her sometimes) anyhow she ended up getting pissed at me, then disappointed, then she said was going to call the cops the next time it happened. So the next time it happened she said shed call the cops next time, and she never did so I just kept smoking and getting caught and she doesnt care Now all she says is smoke outside, the smells bugs me .

I used to have parties at my house all the time. My inconsiderate, close-minded, shit-for-brains neighbors called the cops on us about three times.
Third time is always the time. About five of my friends and I were just chilling in my backyard (not loudly at all) and packing up the bubbler when I am suddenly blinded by a flashlight. The dick shines it in my eyes for about a minute so when he finally pulls the light off my shocked face I see stars dancing everywhere and my heart is racing. Of course a few people run but we were so toked we couldn't even imagine trying to jump a fence. Three of us got arrested (cuffed, fingerprinted, brought to the station) and charged with possession. All because we wanted to hang out with eachother peacefully and smoke harmless marijuana. Another thing I found funny about the whole situation was the cops didn't suspect that I owned the pot because I'm a girl. If I hadn't fessed up my guy friends would have taken the charges.

Unjust? Yes.

No offense, but if anyone was being inconsiderate, it was you. Weed may be harmless, but it still produces harmful gases that some people can die from, unfortunately. My neighbour is one person I can thinkn of.

if she was smoking and having the party a micrometer away from her neighbour ok

the guy was living in a whole different house, even if it was wall to wall the only thing harmfull was some sound.