need advice from the pro's

[FIRE!!!]

I'ma tells you what to do.

You'se gona be like,

HEY MA!

And she's a gone be like

HEY WHA!

And you'se a gone be like

I'MA BE SMOKIN ME SOME HERBAL REMEDIES MA!

And she's a gone be like

FORGET ABOUT IT

And you'se a gone be like

MAMA MIA, FORGET ABOUT IT!!

[SladeHino]

I'd suggest going to soem woods near your house, with a preroller joint or blunt and smoke it. Tell your mom you just want to walk out and get some fresh air, she may have even smoked in her younger days so you could just tell her.

[Baybee]

Whitelie, your so hardcore LOL

Just chill out, smoke away from your house.. Don't think about it. Get some visine, some lotion/body spray or something... She'll never notice. when you go home, if your worried about it, wash your hands and change your clothes..

Whats the worst that could happen if she catches you anyways? She'll ground you? She might just be like "I don't like that you smoke pot, but I know if I say no, you'll just do it anyways.." ya know? Thats what happend with my mom..

[Gorecore]

I'ma tells you what to do.

You'se gona be like,

HEY MA!

And she's a gone be like

HEY WHA!

And you'se a gone be like

I'MA BE SMOKIN ME SOME HERBAL REMEDIES MA!

And she's a gone be like

FORGET ABOUT IT

And you'se a gone be like

MAMA MIA, FORGET ABOUT IT!!

OMFG I laughed so hard at this!!!

Damn, and I'm not even high. "Eyyyy, fahgehtabboudit"

[Dr. Greenthumb]

Just chill out, smoke away from your house.. Don't think about it. Get some visine, some lotion/body spray or something... She'll never notice. when you go home, if your worried about it, wash your hands and change your clothes..

So what's the lotion for?

[weedguru+chrisisonfire]

to get the smell weed/smoke off of his hands maybe? im guessing?

[Dr. Greenthumb]

That's no fun.

[weedguru+chrisisonfire]

haha, thats the only non-sexual thing i can think of doing with lotion Doc. But i know what you mean hahah.

[Dakine]

Its real weird, my mum would murder me if she knew i smoked the herb, but i can go home wasted and really drunk, stinking of skunk, and she wont notice.

[rich97]

if you smoke for long enough the paranoia will pass, i used to be paranoid, and yes my rentz caught me a few times and got angry, but then i turned 18 and all of a sudden they couldnt give a shit.

I'm now 19 and smoke pretty much at free will, they may not like it at first but they eventualy get used to the idea there is fuck all that they can do about it.

so just chill out, take a few precuations, but if they catch you its not the end of the world, besides worrying about it will just kill your high.

[SladeHino]

I suggest if she ever finds out, any religion, has a god(s). If shes religious in anyway, just say that god made it, so what gives anyone the right to say or tell that you cant smoke weed, your basically saying that if Marijuana is illegal, that god is a criminal booyah Bob Marley stunt right there.