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FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:10 pm

"Bass claims he stayed in the closet because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity."

Was trying to prove something to my friend

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:25 pm

Eugene wrote:http://www.gqstyle.com/TheCollections/P ... wType=Mens

My buddy is over in Europe (actually in Amsterdam right now) and he's a male model and he sent me a link to his picture

When I first saw his pic I thought of Mark Wahlberg. If I was gay, I'd fuck him. Good lookin' dude.

Oh...here's my Control+V...what is it? Oooooh, I'm so excited!!

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There's nothing there.

Ah well.

Post by **Weedguru_Falkon** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:51 pm

I've done it a lot of times and never ever felt hooked,

from a post some guy made on EDIT. He said that hed "done coke a lot of times and never felt hooked" and was trying to prove to someone that coke isnt addictive...
I used his words against him

Eugene · Post by **Eugene** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:20 am

Gorecore wrote:
Eugene wrote:http://www.gqstyle.com/TheCollections/P ... wType=Mens

My buddy is over in Europe (actually in Amsterdam right now) and he's a male model and he sent me a link to his picture
When I first saw his pic I thought of Mark Wahlberg. If I was gay, I'd fuck him. Good lookin' dude.

Oh...here's my Control+V...what is it? Oooooh, I'm so excited!!

....
....

There's nothing there. Ah well.

HAHAHA Gorecore, you're too much. Honestly, I think I'd give him a go 'round too. lol

haithy · Post by **haithy** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:08 am

WhiteLie wrote:"Bass claims he stayed in the closet because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity."

Was trying to prove something to my friend

LMFAO hahahaaha i happen to hear the same line on Jay Leno tonight, it was soo funny when i heard it..anyways heres my line

rowley got into a fight with the other teams

andriaSRH · Post by **andriaSRH** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:42 am

A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

i found a funny joke and i sent it to my friend as a comment on myspace

lol999 · Post by **lol999** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:27 am

"c:\program files\ventrilo\ventrilo" -m

use to open sumthing

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:14 pm

sofaqueenhi wrote:A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

i found a funny joke and i sent it to my friend as a comment on myspace

Ahahahahahahahlmfao

andriaSRH · Post by **andriaSRH** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:19 pm

triprotic dictionary

i was searching for the definiton of the word trixotic.

Anti-FlagPUNK · Post by **Anti-FlagPUNK** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:20 am

lupo7777777@hotmail.com

i was adding animal, idn why, incase i ever need quick answers i guess *shrugs*

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:43 am

WhiteLie wrote:
sofaqueenhi wrote:A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

i found a funny joke and i sent it to my friend as a comment on myspace
Ahahahahahahahlmfao

That reminds me of the time I was at a friends house and we were waiting for the Pay Per View UFC match to come on...and we were all baked out of our minds...drunk too.

Mike, the guy who ordered the PPV event is getting pissed because the event had been on for 10 minutes and we were staring at a black screen. Yes, we even made sure the tv was on and hooked up and stuff.

But that's not the stoner part.

Mike calls up the cable company to report this horrible service and ask where the fuck the event was!! Understandable, considering the cost of the PPV fees and wanting to see the fights! So he calls and this is exactly what he says:

"Hi, yeah. This is Mike and my pay per view event isn't on, please fix it!"

Then he hangs up the phone.

Post by **Weedguru_Falkon** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:32 am

^^^ lmfao. Some person ordered a pizza today (yeah i make pizzas) and put a false address on it and a phone number to some old lady... yeah that got fucked up pretty quick.

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