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Post by Zen »

Back in the day when I used to hang out at my dealer's house like 24/7 I would see cops come in to his house offduty and out of uniform and pick up eigths or quarters hehe.

His girlfriend was working at Superstore one day and a cop came through the checkout line in full dress and said "Hey *her name here*". When she looked up she was terrified for a second, almost paralyzed but then the cop was like "No, it's ok haha everything's fine." and then she remembered who he was and was all calm again.

I don't think I would ever deal to a cop.

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Bluebull, where do you live?
I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home now.
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Post by Takai »

I knew this one dude who was smokeing some weed with a sub during the free period teachers have at my school. We walked in and it rinked of pot.
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Post by PuffPuffGive »

well this dosnt really have much to do with smoking with a cop but a few years back my cousin was pulled over and caught with a pound and a half in his trunk all of it was confiscated on the spot, but when he was taken to court for possession and intent to sell he was only charged for 2 ounces... the dirty pig did take most of his weed but my cousin never complained lol
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Post by Weedguru_RyaNayR »

that's cause the cop kept all but 2 ounces for himself.
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The only reason he didn't take 3 is probably because he didnt want the charge to drop down to a misdemeanor charge.
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Heaps of cops here are sacked from failed drug tests.

When I was about 22, we where out havn a few mobile hotones (cones in the car) & a cop paddy wagon came from around the corner & blocked us in this carpark.
They took the bowl, which had about 5 billys left in it & threw the bowl & mull into the bushes. They took the bong, wrapt the cone into a bit of paper he grabbed form the paddy wagon & put it in his pocket, then tossed the bong & stem into the bushes as well.
They then told us to get back in the car & to "fuck off out of there" (in their words)
My mate asked the cop could he have his cone back in smartarse fashion, the cop looks at him, laughs at him & points to the gate of the carpark as if to say, get out of here. We then did

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all i know is cops are pigs..
and pigs are swines.
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goshorty126 wrote:all i know is cops are pigs..
and pigs are swines.
wait a minute..

how can you say that?

if someone comes in your house, and kills your family.. who are you gonna call? the cops ofcourse.

but now

OVER THEM DOING THEIR JOB! which is to stop us from doing something illegal. The cop himself, probably doesnt care AT ALL, that you infact smoke, its just his JOB to stop you. THATS IT, thats why i hate to hear people bad mouth cops.


sorry this had nothing to do with the thread, that post was just wrong.
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Post by Darth Inhaler »

well not ALL cops are swine.
Some cops are cops to try and make the world a better place, like the cops in Batman Begins. It's not his fault drugs are illegal, he's just doing his job. It's the cops who abuse their power are the ones who are fucking pigs, the ones who nevber give us a break
I think drugs have done some good things for us, and if you don't believe me, do me a favor. Go home tonight and burn all your albums, tapes, and cd's. Because the musicians who made all that great music...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs.
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If someone came into my house and killed all of my family I would be on a rampage, fuck the cops I would take matters into my own hands. There would be a trail of blood knee deep wherever I went to chase down the pigfucking whore that did that to my kin.

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Have you seen the Four Brothers Zen?
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Zen wrote:If someone came into my house and killed all of my family I would be on a rampage, fuck the cops I would take matters into my own hands. There would be a trail of blood knee deep wherever I went to chase down the pigfucking whore that did that to my kin.

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dude i know that sounds all heroic and what not, but you honestly wouldnt.

and its true.

im not saying anything against you, its just you know for a fact, your not going to find the people who did it, FOR SURE, and also, you'll be too sad.
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Baybee wrote:Have you seen the Four Brothers Zen?
good movie.
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Post by Zen »

No you're wrong... I would do that.

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Use the Earth to sew...
Use the Water to grow...
Use your hands to pick...
Your fingers to pack...
Use the Fire to burn...
Use the Air to breathe...
AND TOKE THAT SH!T LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' CYCLONE!!!

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