did jesus smoke weed?

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:33 pm

he didnt smoke no nothing, nobody smoked anything back then... mayby the asians where smoking opium, but no pot.

i do remember something about weed oil, they used oil as a medication then, putting it on their skin.

Post by **Weedguru_RyaNayR** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:54 pm

Consider the fact that the bible written and printed by NORMAL PEOPLE. Normal as in, you or me or the hobo on the street corner.

Post by **Weedguru_RyaNayR** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:59 pm

hashpipe wrote:he didnt smoke no nothing, nobody smoked anything back then... mayby the asians where smoking opium, but no pot.

i do remember something about weed oil, they used oil as a medication then, putting it on their skin.

"Cultivation of the Cannabis sativa plant dates back thousands of years. The first written account of cannabis cultivation is found in Chinese records dating from 28 B.C."
"Cannabis sativa is believed to be a native plant of India, where it possibly originated in a region just north of the Himalayan mountains."

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:02 am

ScareCrowMan wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote:
DrGrEEnThUMb wrote:LSD wasnt invented yet when christ was around but wether or not they smoked weed is questionable...whe you think about it Jesus had alot of pothead characteristics:long hair, sandals, calm, and always getting into adventures
funny...

Anyway don't think too hard on this, after all this is coming from a guy named 'munky' who simply CLAIMS a 'study' was done and gives no information at all.
He linked to this article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/international ... 73,00.html

First off thats one hell of a biased source... Any of us can admit that. The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract, according to an article by Chris Bennett in the drugs magazine

Anointing oil had an ingredient extracted from weed. How in the hell does this suggest he smoked weed? Real christians do believe Jesus said any impure substance going into our bodies is a sin. Sure he turned water into wine but I don't think he did it so everyone at the party can get shitfaced. More like a miracle to gain faith in his fellow ragheads.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:03 am

hashpipe wrote:he didnt smoke no nothing, nobody smoked anything back then... mayby the asians where smoking opium, but no pot.

i do remember something about weed oil, they used oil as a medication then, putting it on their skin.

Ya know... Older versions of the bible had illustrations, one being Moses smoking a joint. maybe a cigarette. You decide.

JesusTokesxx · Post by **JesusTokesxx** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:20 pm

Of course jesus smoked bud!!

++ZER0++ · Post by **++ZER0++** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:40 pm

do u think jusus smoked dank weed or schwag?

Post by **Weedguru_RyaNayR** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:54 pm

dcgamer · Post by **dcgamer** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:40 am

I'm not Christian at all but i would imagine Cannabis was known even at the supposed time Jesus Crust walked on water. Cannabis timeline:

http://www.skunked.co.uk/articles/cannabis-timeline.htm

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:13 pm

yes cannabis is used for a long time now, but not for picking of the flowers and smoking them... hemp fibres and shit. first guys to smoke it where in temples in india and if that happenend before jesus died i still dont think jesus went to india and started smoking hash.

and the oldest illustration in the bible was in the dark ages, it still lays in some church in florence somewhere, the dark ages with knights and robin hood were a long time after jesus lived. but i´m pretty sure they used some kind of oil containing cannabis. everybody used oils in those times, even the 3 kings that visited baby jesus brought him oil. saw it on tv a while ago while looking which channel still had someting decent on

Grrrl · Post by **Grrrl** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:02 pm

enough blasphemous remarks, jesus did use cannabis but only in his annointment oil. A lot of the bible has been twisted over time, it wasnt even wrote when jesus was alive, it was passed down from word of mouth for centuries before any bright sparks jotted it down. All the bible is is a guideline to your life. not a list of rules, so to offend it and go off on one bout would show your lack of understanding.
Also it does have quite a few references to doob in the bible,
Psalms Psalms 104:14 "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man."
and if thats not enough...
Genesis 1:11 "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so."

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:06 pm

i knew i had heard that verse before but couldnt remember what book it was in. i think that first one pretty much says it all.

Grrrl · Post by **Grrrl** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:54 pm

the bible aint a bad read to be honest, if you have the attention for it, its the earliest known written recording of people getting blaazed.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:21 pm

ive tried to read it before and haved looked into alot of different books, also got a good overview of most of them. but everytime i try to read it from beginning to end i get as far as judges. some of those early books just have way to much historical fact for me to remember or be that interested in.

Grrrl · Post by **Grrrl** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:13 am

i reckon that the pope should catch up with the times and rewrite the bible with orcs ands 50cent and a nerdy wizzard kid with a funny mark on his forehead. that would make the droney on bits a little less dull for u

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