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Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:15 am

camerön wrote:well things are getting serious with my mam. time to start some secret house hunting, unless any of you are offering

you moving out?

ErinElizabeth · Post by **ErinElizabeth** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:26 am

If you're good at playing people off one another...

Don't get caught, but fight with the bitch sister. Make her seem like she wants you out, like fight with her and then when you know the parents are coming, switch up and say something like, "I don't get why you keep fighting with me. I'm trying, I am." Then say something to make them think she's threatening to tell them "lies" about you (i.e. drugs) to get you kicked out. After a few days, have a nice "heart-to-heart" with her parents, asking them for suggestions to help you two get along. Talk about how much you like her and wishes she'd like you and blah blah.

You might not think it would work, but an ex boyfriend of mine was staying with my family, and did it to me. And let me tell you, he pulled it off until I had three of his ex friends come over and tell my parents how he bragged about playing them.

Make her look like an ass, and that way when she says you're messing up they'll think she just hates you.

Sounds evil, but it will help you.

Shin · Post by **Shin** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:26 pm

weedguru kts wrote:Yeah with school you have to become expert quick. Bring gum, joint and cleareyes and go to some store ; go rent a movie, go see some friend for a schoolpaper you don't have(that you don't have his number but lives close). Just be creative in new excuses. Ohohoh, the best is, talk to the sister before going to smoke your cigarrillo, look all pissed, and say you hate your life and can't stand living so far away from your boyfriend. Then say fuck that shit I need a cig to cool me up a little. It's so fun to play with feelings, I may look like a total fake but I do it with my dad all the time for obvious reasons.
Another good one is if you take a shower and have a fan, blow the smoke next to the fan before showering, then after your veerry lustuous long shower it'l just smell like shampoo you know. I do it all the time.
Good luck at inventing new tricks Caro, hold on tight, it's not winter yet

Word to that.

For the past 4 months I've been smoking it in my bedroom everynight and my par's don't notice a thing. I'm pretty sure my step-dad knows i smoke it and I'm pretty sure he wants me to come clean so he can smoke it with me. But I'm too stubborn

But yeah, the shower is a brilliant trick, I don't even bother with the fan, it just stinks of my strong manly aroma

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:32 pm

yeah i use to smoke next to the fan or crack the window...now i just walk outside or sit on my balcony

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:42 pm

That's all well and good unless the person you're trying to hide it from has a sense of smell like a GODAMN GERMAN SHEPHERD!

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:45 pm

i think your fucked any way you go...all you can do is smoke when your out of the house. If you smoke out of a pipe the smell shouldn't linger,but theres now way youll be able to pull off heavy potsmoking without one of the cops noticing

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:49 pm

I know ... that's one of the reasons I've been sober for.... *gasp* 4 days now.

Even bein stoned when any of them are around makes me reeeally paranoid.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:51 pm

Do vaporizors create a bad smell when you use them? Maybe you can try one Caro.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:57 pm

theres pretty much no point in getting stoned if its only gonna make you stress over the situation you're in...it used to be like that in my house so i would only smoke if i knew no one was going to be around or if i was going to be out for the night and had time to enjoy it

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:01 am

Big Daddy wrote:Do vaporizors create a bad smell when you use them? Maybe you can try one Caro.

that sounds like a good plan

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:26 pm

all the ones ive used still create a smell, not of smoke though just some weird smell

see nick dance · Post by **see nick dance** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:44 pm

i use a pipe and smoke in my room every night after my parents have gone to sleep. just crack the window and blow the smoke out. it works pretty well. joints just create too much smoke to try to smoke one in secret.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:15 pm

that takes me back...
j's stink twice as much as a pipe cuz of the burning paper

Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:26 pm

If these people are letting you live there for FREE, you should show them the respect they deserve by not smoking in their house.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:20 pm

is there a roof you can go to at night?

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