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I never fucking swear.

Oh my god I swear so much. I've tried so many times to stop. Even for a day but I can't!!! It's such a horrible habit. And it's a sign that you lack intelligence..

I'd like to know why I swear so much

bad girl.

I dont think it shows a lack of intelligence. I swear because everyone I know swears and I picked it up from a young age.

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:Oh my god I swear so much. I've tried so many times to stop. Even for a day but I can't!!! It's such a horrible habit. And it's a sign that you lack intelligence..

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people always say that, that it's a sign of a limited volcabulary, but it think thats bullshit. Just because you swear, that doesnt mean you don't know any other words to fit in that place, it just means that your chosen curse word is the one best fitted to that space.

Think about it, fuck is the most versatile word in the english language. What other word can you use as a noun, a verb and an adjective, all in the same sentence?

(fuck off you fucking fucker, for those you couldn't figure it out )

I swear a hell of alot, though around my grandparents and other relatives, i don't. Most of them are big posh business big-shots who earn shitloads of money and live very comfortable lifestyles, and sadly, they believe that swearing is not very courteous. I guess it's my decision to swear, though i respect them too much to disregard their opinions. so when i'm conducting a proper conversation with one of them, i don't swear, as it would proper fuck up the way they think of me.

Does little Funk need his mouth washed out with soap?

Ussually I swear when I'm with friends, family otherwise I don't have much of a problem

reminds me of this

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html

Weedguru Higher wrote:Does little Funk need his mouth washed out with soap?

Haha, i remember when i was little and swore at my mum. She said she was going to wash my mouth out with soap. I told her to fuck off. My old man didn't find it as funny as i did.

^That fuckin' reminds me. When I was a kid I was trying to tell a story to my parents and I was in the stairs while telling it to them. Well right when I was saying the word "ship" I kinda stumbled on the stairs but went right back to my story. Until I noticed the way they were staring at me. They were convinced I said "shit." and I got my mouth washed out with soap. How fucked up is that? I forget how young I was but that memory will never leave me. I must have been really young because by 14 I was already telling my mom to go fuck herself on an almost daily basis. I fuckin said ship you assholes.

Hahaha, I thought they only did it back in the day like 1940s and that. You got some Old school Parents

I think I just licked the soap and then threw up. Or got really dramatic and pretended to throw up... by spitting and crying. Actually that was one of the very rare occasions where I was actually "punished" for anything. I was sooo young. It wasn't long before they lost complete control of me.

Bahaha. My Nan threated me with it once or twice but they were empty threats

hmmmm soapy clean breath

i fucking cuss so much that sometimes i dont reven realise i said something "bad" same with my friend in school..he gets yelled at n neither of us realize what he said that the teach is yelling about