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Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:27 am**

Cheeba wrote:Yay! Welcome back. Im cheeba, formerly BurningBud.

Wondering who the Hell you were

Nice new name i named my friends tortoise Cheeba

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:14 am**

All the best tortoises are named Cheeba.

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:52 pm**

LilToker1229 wrote:Tweedle wat the fuck is up that green guy he fucking freaks me out.

Hes coming to Kill you! and bring your weed to me

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:17 pm**

Oh yeah... it sure is nice to get off a hard day of work, come home.... curse my dealer and hope he loses his penis in an automobile accident because he went to a week long rave 5 hours away without letting me pick up first.... sit in this big armchair, and check Weedguru in the comfort and privacy of my own home, with new music playing and my cat on my lap. (y)

I've been working so fuckin' much... seems like I haven't had a day off in the last 2 weeks. Yesterday I worked with a crew of strong men, digging holes in the rockiest most godforsaken soil belonging to some billionaires way high in the mountains for the purpose of planting trees. They go and clearcut the forest to build their mansions, only to pay a landscape company to repopulate the property with trees. How gay is this? I thought as I labored, like I never have before. I made $100 for about 7 hours of work which is pretty good money but it sure breaks the back. I forgot sunscreen and bug repellent so my back, chest and face got burned (again) but worse... on top of my sunburn are the bites of many mosquitoes and horseflies.

One of the crew guys, upon learning of my foreign origin, asked if I've been smokin that BC bud. Yaaaayyy! I'm just waiting for him to call and introduce me to a new dealer tonight. Coz my dealer will (hopefully) be out of business while he's in the hospital waiting for a new penis.

Weedguru, I hope you're ready for me to come back to using you as my public diary, making absurdly long posts daily about my life and happenings.

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:41 pm**

weedguru caro wrote: Coz my dealer will (hopefully) be out of business while he's in the hospital waiting for a new penis.

Welcome back Caro. I am looking forward to reading your post. How about starting by explaining that statement, sounds interesting to say the least.

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:41 pm**

She's gonna do like John Bobbit's wife

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:55 pm**

No, fate is gonna do it to him for being a bad dealer. Are you kidding? I wouldn't touch that guy's penis, not even with scissors.

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:00 am**

there just isnt any getting away from those horseflies

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:29 am**

Glad to see you back. Hopefully this place might start taking shape again.

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:02 pm**

yeah with some quality threads

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:13 am**

It's a happy night here in this household....

http://www2.propichosting.com/Images/450000508/4

http://www2.propichosting.com/Images/450000508/2

http://www2.propichosting.com/Images/450000508/3

http://www2.propichosting.com/Images/450000508/8

Open them with IE or Firefox.

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:51 am**

Can't open them, its says file type unknown

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:15 pm**

ill fix a few....

cant find other ones, dunno where she put em

- sammy

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:15 pm**

Who took the pictures?

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:51 pm**

It looks like a syringe in the pic with the bud

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