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another close call i had today was when i came home from detassling and i have a camelback thing, its a backpack that holds water for hiking and shit, and i had my piece, my bud, and my lighter in the front pocket and my mom was like just leave that down here and ill empty it and i was like nah ill do it and walked up to my room, im thinkin woo close call then my mom comes upstairs and i was about to pull the bag o bud out when i saw her, thankfully she went in my sisters room and i got everything out in time

nothin too serious but i would have been grounded for a long ass time if i got caught...woo this post wore me out, i think its time to go smoke a bowl and fall asleep, last day of detassling tommorow, waking up at 5 o clock sucks incase anyone was wondering

Damn my friend got caught today. I was talking to him on msn and he said his mom came downstairs with a pipe and a bag of weed, said she wa cleaning his schoolbag. I hope it isn't my fault too. Me and him were gonna take a drive up to Ontario, but my mom wouldn't let me go with him cuz I was involved in drugs in the past year (I've quit now) and my mom called his mo... ah fuck it it pisses me off to even think about it.

I was going into a club, and i was about fourth in line, when i noticed security searching everyone who went in, pockets and shit and even like patting em down, so i quickly grab my weed and glass pipe and crotch em. The guy is like making me clear out my pockets n shit and i have visine and 2 lighters, and so he says "spread your legs" and starts like patting down my legs, runs his hand over my crotch where the weed and pipe were bulging out and didnt say a thing. I was so scared but i got really lucky.

canadianbud wrote:I was going into a club, and i was about fourth in line, when i noticed security searching everyone who went in, pockets and shit and even like patting em down, so i quickly grab my weed and glass pipe and crotch em. The guy is like making me clear out my pockets n shit and i have visine and 2 lighters, and so he says "spread your legs" and starts like patting down my legs, runs his hand over my crotch where the weed and pipe were bulging out and didnt say a thing. I was so scared but i got really lucky.

Fuck that, touching you in the groin? sue 'em

haha i know, he didnt like grab it though he quickly ran his over from like one pocket to the other

canadianbud wrote:haha i know, he didnt like grab it though he quickly ran his over from like one pocket to the other

Even then i'd be like:

HAHAHA

man im sorry but this guy was like some massive 6'3, 240 pound machine.

Yeah but having a bouncer deny you entrace to a club isn't that bad compared to having a cop find it or something.

Last night I was retrieving some beer from the trunk of my car and transfering it to my friends car. Right as i was walking back to his car with a case of beer my parents drove by, I'm still not sure if they saw me or not.

Hugo113 wrote:Yeah but having a bouncer deny you entrace to a club isn't that bad compared to having a cop find it or something.

Last night I was retrieving some beer from the trunk of my car and transfering it to my friends car. Right as i was walking back to his car with a case of beer my parents drove by, I'm still not sure if they saw me or not.

how old are you?

If my parents drove by with me holding a case of beer they'd probably be like 'Be safe Nick' and my dad would ask for some

The closest calls i have had with police is when my friend and I was walking downtown one night, we decided there were so many people out that nobody would ever be able to notice us smoking a J. So we light one up and proceed to walk the strip. Well we also had a beer in our hand so we were just minding our own business and not really paying attention and we actually bumped into a policeman. My friend put the joint to his side and we both apologized to him. The officer stared at us for a second and looked at the beer in our hands. But just said that it was ok and continued to walk. gave us a good laugh for 5 minutes.

Big Daddy wrote:The closest calls i have had with police is when my friend and I was walking downtown one night, we decided there were so many people out that nobody would ever be able to notice us smoking a J. So we light one up and proceed to walk the strip. Well we also had a beer in our hand so we were just minding our own business and not really paying attention and we actually bumped into a policeman. My friend put the joint to his side and we both apologized to him. The officer stared at us for a second and looked at the beer in our hands. But just said that it was ok and continued to walk. gave us a good laugh for 5 minutes.

Man that's scary shit, congrats on not shitting your pants.

Hugo113 wrote:Yeah but having a bouncer deny you entrace to a club isn't that bad compared to having a cop find it or something.

I know, but taking my nice glass pipe and like 40$ worth of weed, i was scared he'd like take it or shit.

i wasblazing in a park with two of my friends and we were using a billy (metal piece that you burn into water bottles) and we had just hit like 4 bowls each, i had just taken a huge hit, and a cop car pulls out from around the corner, and we were right beside the street cos it was like 1230 or somethin, so i have this huge hit in my mouth and i turn away to blow it out hoping the cops wont see, then i pull the billy out of the water bottle, put it in my pocket and we start casually walking away. The cop doesnt say anything til we're about 20 feet away. He then goes, "go get that water bottle and can and bring them to me" so my friend walks over and picks up the water bottle (with bong water + 2 holes burnt in it) and an empty fruitopia. he covers the holes with his fingers and shows the cop and he goes "just throw those out" and we got away, it was such a close call.

Flow wrote: how old are you?

If my parents drove by with me holding a case of beer they'd probably be like 'Be safe Nick' and my dad would ask for some

I'm 16 and if my parents caught me they would most likely go ape.

Hugo113 wrote:

Flow wrote: how old are you?

If my parents drove by with me holding a case of beer they'd probably be like 'Be safe Nick' and my dad would ask for some

I'm 16 and if my parents caught me they would most likely go ape.

ah yeah... You americans and alcohol ages




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