Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:48 am
AHAHAHA! Ok, that is hillarious. I'm baked too, coincidently...CelticOne wrote:I like to get baked in the shower after a good nakin session, nice and naked.
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What would you do if you couldn't fail?
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:55 am
I'd play jazz.
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:10 am
id prolly do everythin` lol
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:19 pm
I would hangglide forever constantly around the world getting to look at every culture and landscape. Also I would have the ability to speak all languages.
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:49 pm
I'd learn the force, then go Jedi ape shit on your ass.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:03 am
id make a Shiiiit load of money n prove all those bitches wrong about money not buying happiness.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:20 am
learn to fly
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:40 am
*invent a solar-powered practical SUV
*Film george bush and osama getting it on in Neverland with Michael Jackson and then distribute that free on the internet
*ban david hasselhoff from acting forever
* smuggle 60 kilos of grade A malana hash into amsterdam..and then buy my own little villa in Monaco after...
* spin poi without knocking my nuts
but id probably be too fuck stoned to do anything more than change channels on TV..
*Film george bush and osama getting it on in Neverland with Michael Jackson and then distribute that free on the internet
*ban david hasselhoff from acting forever
* smuggle 60 kilos of grade A malana hash into amsterdam..and then buy my own little villa in Monaco after...
* spin poi without knocking my nuts
but id probably be too fuck stoned to do anything more than change channels on TV..
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:07 am
as john stewert would say "WHAAAAAAA??" spin poi?purple monkey wrote:* spin poi without knocking my nuts
and the solar powered suv it would be completly solar panels everywhere with like wings that stick out with more solar panels on it.. and ud still need to plug it in when u got home or when it was fuckin raining/snowing/not very sunny
but if u couldnt fail why the fuck not. since i cant fail maybe id make an invention that i can adjust my age.. go forward or back.. live ur life n reset it lol but id still let myself die before the USA blows up the world or the sun explodes.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:48 am
poi: tennis balls on multicoloured rope ...mac wrote:as john stewert would say "WHAAAAAAA??" spin poi?purple monkey wrote:* spin poi without knocking my nuts
sometime set on fire to the tennis balls so you can spin FIRE POI!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:52 am
thats pretty trippy.. u do this when ur bored or wut lol
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:55 am
well yeah...
its also the favourite raver sport around here...some folk take a bamboo stick, wrap cloth around the ends, set the cloth on fire and twirl that.
Then the guy doing the tennis ball poi will intermingle his balls with the other guy's stick..(i know it sounds dirty, but it looks really fucking nice) especially at night and you're tripping on a sugarcube A
its also the favourite raver sport around here...some folk take a bamboo stick, wrap cloth around the ends, set the cloth on fire and twirl that.
Then the guy doing the tennis ball poi will intermingle his balls with the other guy's stick..(i know it sounds dirty, but it looks really fucking nice) especially at night and you're tripping on a sugarcube A
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:04 am
I'd stand on the edge of a fuckin huge building and throw myself off, then fly around for a while.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:15 pm
I'd be the best fucking basketball player in the world.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:24 pm
I'd push the rainy u.k. clouds over to africa so we'd get sun and they'd get water, then i'd make a cure for cancer, then i'd learn long division 