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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:19 pm
by jonny cockeral
Big Daddy wrote:also another one is when i was staying at my friends house we were downstairs watching TV late one night and we heard his parents going at it and yelling out "yes, ohhh" the typical sex sounds. we got up and left after that.
that happened to one of my mates once when there were a few people sleeping there, i wasnt there but everybody said he just turned the tunes up
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:55 pm
by nowhere
camerön wrote:Big Daddy wrote:also another one is when i was staying at my friends house we were downstairs watching TV late one night and we heard his parents going at it and yelling out "yes, ohhh" the typical sex sounds. we got up and left after that.
that happened to one of my mates once when there were a few people sleeping there, i wasnt there but everybody said he just turned the tunes up
could it be the parents were just doing that to make the people staying uncomfortable ?
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:21 am
by pakalolo chik
one day on kauai i came home and my dad was cleaning his gun. i went into the bathroom to take a shower and my dads pipe was on the counter.
the thing that pist me off is that it wasnt for weed. i shoulda broken it then told him he was a dumbass cuz approx. 1 minute after my shower i
walk back into the bathroom and its gone. and i never called him on it.....oh wellz.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:16 am
by pirate
the house next to ours was being built and the main gate was being put in place. How they do it here is that they fix the iron gate into these two cement posts and then tie it down till the cement sets. The labourers stay inside the house till its ready to be handed over to the owners.
Anyway...one morning, one of the labourers was hopping the gate to get out the house, slipped and impaled himself on the spikes on top of the gate. We woke up to shit load of yelling and screaming. The spike had gone in about 7-8 inches. Missed his testicles and dick by about a couple of inches (no i didnt measure it personally)....poor fucler was literally stuck to the gate. they had to get a ladder and lift him off (very very carefully).....
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:38 am
by nowhere
Purple Monkey wrote:the house next to ours was being built and the main gate was being put in place. How they do it here is that they fix the iron gate into these two cement posts and then tie it down till the cement sets. The labourers stay inside the house till its ready to be handed over to the owners.
Anyway...one morning, one of the labourers was hopping the gate to get out the house, slipped and impaled himself on the spikes on top of the gate. We woke up to shit load of yelling and screaming. The spike had gone in about 7-8 inches. Missed his testicles and dick by about a couple of inches (no i didnt measure it personally)....poor fucler was literally stuck to the gate. they had to get a ladder and lift him off (very very carefully).....
OUCH !
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:46 pm
by GAZ
that reminds me of a program we had in england called 999, it was about amazing rescues's. some guy was riding his bike down a hill and his brakes cut out and at the bottom there was these iron gates with spikes on them, he hit them and one of the spikes went into him just under his mouth (like the top of the throat) but he managed to survive. they said if it had gone in 2cm more he would of definately been dead.
The only weird thing i can think of was this guy that kept runnin past the path near my house with different parts of a bed. I saw him run past with everything but a matress. Not sure if it was nicked from a lorry deliverin them to the shop or what. Could be all innocent though.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:32 pm
by jonny cockeral
nowhere wrote:camerön wrote:Big Daddy wrote:also another one is when i was staying at my friends house we were downstairs watching TV late one night and we heard his parents going at it and yelling out "yes, ohhh" the typical sex sounds. we got up and left after that.
that happened to one of my mates once when there were a few people sleeping there, i wasnt there but everybody said he just turned the tunes up
could it be the parents were just doing that to make the people staying uncomfortable ?
nah his mam was a right bitch and wouldnt do stuff like that, the relationship was ment to be asecret aswell it was his mam and the boyfreind a.k.a. next door neighbour
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:39 pm
by Big Daddy
I recently found out that one of my friend's friend is having sex with his mom. now i might be the only person who thinks this way, but if i found out one of my friends was banging my mom, i would lay the bastard out. however, my friend is cool with it.
i am currently at the library at my school and i went to the bathroom and heard some unusual moaning coming from the stall. i did not wait to see what it was all about, but about 10 minutes later these two guys walked out of the restroom. i wonder what in the world they could have been doing?
anyone notice how most of the replies to this thread has been about sex?
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:29 pm
by jonny cockeral
fucking hell i would lay the shit out of him aswell. i cant believe those 2 guys i would be straight out
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:56 pm
by extremesister
I was still at school and had gone out with a big group of friends on a saturday night. We ended up down the gay area of birmingham very pissed and wandered into a gay bar. I was dancing when all of a sudden a drag act came on stage and it was my (male) english teacher. Being the nice person i am i kept my mouth shut!
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:45 pm
by GAZ
extremesister wrote:I was still at school and had gone out with a big group of friends on a saturday night. We ended up down the gay area of birmingham very pissed and wandered into a gay bar. I was dancing when all of a sudden a drag act came on stage and it was my (male) english teacher. Being the nice person i am i kept my mouth shut!
Thats brilliant, give this man the prize
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:48 pm
by tweedle
you mean woman
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:51 pm
by nowhere
extremesister wrote:I was still at school and had gone out with a big group of friends on a saturday night. We ended up down the gay area of birmingham very pissed and wandered into a gay bar. I was dancing when all of a sudden a drag act came on stage and it was my (male) english teacher. Being the nice person i am i kept my mouth shut!
could have blackmailed him for money and good grades for years afterwards !
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:04 pm
by jonny cockeral
suppose it depends on how they feel about themselves, maybe he would have admitted it if he was asked but would rather not go round telling everyone
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:05 pm
by nowhere
indeed. depends if he was openly gay, or if it was a big secret.