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Do you have any idea how big a horse's cock is??? Good luck to you in that pursuit, you'd have to have a better gag reflex than Jenna Jameson to pull that one off. In fact I imagine the royalties would keep coming, if you could suck a horse off to orgasm. The gay porn industry would be all over that shit. Horse dicks are like 4 feet long and as big around as a firehose. May I suggest a miniature horse. Ah hahahaha okay I'll shut up now.

Hmmmm...good points Caro.

Maybe I should switch "Horse" with "Goat"...or some other farm animal with a smaller penis.

I should actually re-think that whole event. I still have horrible visions of my backwoods redneck friend jacking off his German Shepard when we were 8 years old. All my friend kept saying while yanking the dog was, "Start 'er up...start 'er up!!"

Now that belongs in the "deepest darkest secrets" thread...

But thanks for sharing, made me laugh.

i knew there were some weird people on this site, but you gorecore are one dirty sick mother fucker.

whats your address ill mail you somemonopolymoney you Poor horse loving bastard


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macky wrote:i knew there were some weird people on this site, but you gorecore are one dirty sick mother fucker.

whats your address ill mail you somemonopolymoney you Poor horse loving bastard

Yo dude, lay off. Sure its pretty fucking sick to consider doing ANY sexual favors for a fucking animal, he never said he has an attraction for them, and he's just saying he'd do that shit for money. No reason to flip out and fucking tear him apart man.

id kill mac for 50 big ones, stab stab

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ANYTHING!!!!

do u know how much weed u could get with that

"homers voice"

Mmmmmmmmm Vast qauntities of weed mmmmmmmmmmmmm"

SurreyToker wrote:

macky wrote:i knew there were some weird people on this site, but you gorecore are one dirty sick mother fucker.

whats your address ill mail you somemonopolymoney you Poor horse loving bastard

Yo dude, lay off. Sure its pretty fucking sick to consider doing ANY sexual favors for a fucking animal, he never said he has an attraction for them, and he's just saying he'd do that shit for money. No reason to flip out and fucking tear him apart man.

You think that is tearing him apart? That's more of a friendly dig. You really thought someone could say that they would seriously suck off a horse for cash and have it pass without mention. Relax, it's just Mac, its what he does.

£50 000 isnt enough for me to do something that sick though. I could spunk £50 000 in a day and then i just be left heaving for the rest of my life coz i sucked off a horse in front of 10 000 people. Imagine that being your claim to fame.

But shit, whatever turns you on mate.

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ANYTHING!!!!

So you'd sleep with your mother for $50 000?

a girl in our town sleeps with horses, n makes porno with them lmfao.

yes lol

this topic is funny

No harm done, it's all in good fun!

Well in that case, everything is allllllll good!

Weedguru Caro wrote:Do you have any idea how big a horse's cock is??? Good luck to you in that pursuit, you'd have to have a better gag reflex than Jenna Jameson to pull that one off. In fact I imagine the royalties would keep coming, if you could suck a horse off to orgasm. The gay porn industry would be all over that shit. Horse dicks are like 4 feet long and as big around as a firehose. May I suggest a miniature horse. Ah hahahaha okay I'll shut up now.

We can find a pony im sure

gorcorethehorsewhore

these kind of images make me want to kill myself